Create an energetic, theatrical funk-electro track with a retro showtime vibe. The song should feel like the opening number of a colorful stage performance or a flashy TV intro. Use punchy brass (synth or real), bright FM-style synths, funky electric bass, and groovy drums with syncopated fills. Include retro arcade-style effects and rhythm guitar or keyboard riffs. Tempo should be upbeat (≈120–130 BPM). The mood must be bold, flashy, and fun