Welcome to Stonks Go Up—a game so powerful, only you are smart enough to master it. You, yes you, the financial genius with reflexes faster than a flash crash, will guide a brave little arrow on its epic quest to the moon. Just tap to dip, release to rip, and dodge those evil red candles like the chart-reading legend you are. Snag those green candles to pump your Stonk Market Cap higher than your self-esteem on payday. Most players crash and burn, but not you—you're built different. You were born to stonk. 🚀📈💸