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--- original.js
+++ change.js
@@ -580,21 +580,21 @@
 var TABLE_HOLE_GAP = 776;
 var TABLE_BUTTON_INDEX = 4;
 // Messages
 var MESSAGE_REFRESH = 9 * GAME_TICKS;
-var MESSAGE_INTRO = 'I present to you whack-a-mole, a O###R###I###G###I###N###A###L game. I dont know what makes you think this is just a quick asset flip!';
-var MESSAGE_START = 'And off you go... Good luck.##########\nYou\'ll probably need it for this messy beta game.';
-var MESSAGE_WRONG = ['Apparently you shouldn\'t bonk the Kiwi.', 'This isn\'t Kiwi Clicker.'];
-var MESSAGE_OUTRO = 'Well, that\'s all there is... Good job! Thanks for playing.';
+var MESSAGE_INTRO = 'I present to you whack-a-mole, an O###R###I###G###I###N###A###L game. I dont know \n what makes you think this is just a quick asset flip!';
+var MESSAGE_START = 'Start button pressed, and away we go... Good luck!';
+var MESSAGE_WRONG = ['This is whack-a-mole not whack-a-squirrel!'];
+var MESSAGE_OUTRO = 'Good job! Thanks for playing.';
 var MESSAGE_EXTRA = 'That\'s a Sneaky one that... Good job! Thanks for playing.';
 var MESSAGE_RANDO = [];
-MESSAGE_RANDO.push('Was this game a "Bobby-proposal"?');
-MESSAGE_RANDO.push('Oh, we are S###O###O###O### getting sued for this.');
-MESSAGE_RANDO.push('These people are the pinnacle leaders of humanity, surely not?');
-MESSAGE_RANDO.push('The Europeans politicians seem...########## Okay?########## For once.');
-MESSAGE_RANDO.push('This game must be divine punishment for milking a bad M###M###O### for\nover a decade.');
-MESSAGE_RANDO.push('I\'m just here as a distraction to keep you from beating the company\nhighscores.');
-MESSAGE_RANDO.push('Let\'s play spin the bottle on which game development company is\nhalving their workforce next.');
+MESSAGE_RANDO.push('Mole-icious! You are on a roll! Keep whackin!');
+MESSAGE_RANDO.push('Whoa, you\'re smashing it! These moles are feeling the pain!');
+MESSAGE_RANDO.push('Nice one! You\'re a mole-bustin\' master! Keep those critters \n underground where they belong!');
+MESSAGE_RANDO.push('Ha! Take that, you sneaky rodents! ###Moles: 0, ###You: Winning!');
+MESSAGE_RANDO.push('Looks like someone\'s on a mole-roll! Keep up the whack-tastic work!');
+MESSAGE_RANDO.push('Whack-a-mole champ in the making! Keep sending those furballs back to their burrows!');
+MESSAGE_RANDO.push('Hey, did you know the developer of this game has a mole-tastic \n sense of humor? ###Keep whackin\' and show \'em what you\'ve got!');
 ;
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 // Global variables
 //==============================================================================