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--- original.js
+++ change.js
@@ -76,9 +76,11 @@
 	self.addChild(dialogueText);
 	self.update = function () {
 		// Update the dialogue text every 3 seconds
 		if (LK.ticks % 180 == 0) {
-			dialogueText.setText("Hello, I'm Seaman!");
+			var trollingTexts = ["You can't catch me!", "Is that all you got?", "Try harder, will you?", "You're slower than a snail!", "I'm over here... or am I there?", "You'll never catch me!", "I'm too fast for you!", "Better luck next time!"];
+			var randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * trollingTexts.length);
+			dialogueText.setText(trollingTexts[randomIndex]);
 		}
 	};
 });