/**** 
* Plugins
****/ 
var tween = LK.import("@upit/tween.v1");
var storage = LK.import("@upit/storage.v1", {
	highScore: 0
});

/**** 
* Classes
****/ 
var Asteroid = Container.expand(function () {
	var self = Container.call(this);
	var asteroid = self.attachAsset('asteroid', {
		anchorX: 0.5,
		anchorY: 0.5
	});
	self.health = 2;
	self.speed = {
		y: 2 + Math.random() * 2,
		x: (Math.random() - 0.5) * 2
	};
	self.rotation = Math.random() * 0.1 - 0.05;
	self.scoreValue = 15;
	// Random size variation
	var scale = 0.7 + Math.random() * 0.8;
	asteroid.scale.set(scale, scale);
	self.damage = function (amount) {
		self.health -= amount || 1;
		tween(asteroid, {
			tint: 0xffffff
		}, {
			duration: 200,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				asteroid.tint = 0x95a5a6;
			}
		});
		// Randomly start advertising products when damaged
		if (Math.random() < 0.4) {
			var ads = ['BUY SPACE INSURANCE!', 'HOT SINGLES IN YOUR GALAXY!', 'CLICK HERE FOR FREE ROBUX!', 'ENLARGED YOUR SPACESHIP!', 'LOSE WEIGHT WITH THIS TRICK!', 'DOCTORS HATE THIS ASTEROID!'];
			var adText = new Text2(ads[Math.floor(Math.random() * ads.length)], {
				size: 25,
				fill: 0x00FFFF
			});
			adText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			adText.x = self.x;
			adText.y = self.y - 60;
			self.parent.addChild(adText);
			tween(adText, {
				alpha: 0,
				y: adText.y - 80,
				rotation: Math.PI
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					adText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		return self.health <= 0;
	};
	self.update = function () {
		self.y += self.speed.y;
		self.x += self.speed.x;
		asteroid.rotation += self.rotation;
		// Randomly become invisible/visible
		if (Math.random() < 0.05) {
			asteroid.alpha = asteroid.alpha > 0.5 ? 0.1 : 1;
		}
		// Randomly tell jokes
		if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
			var jokes = ['Why did the asteroid break up? It needed SPACE!', 'I ROCK!', 'METEOR you later!', 'COMET me bro!', 'I have a ROCKY personality'];
			var jokeText = new Text2(jokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length)], {
				size: 30,
				fill: 0x00FF00
			});
			jokeText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			jokeText.x = self.x;
			jokeText.y = self.y - 50;
			self.parent.addChild(jokeText);
			tween(jokeText, {
				alpha: 0,
				y: jokeText.y - 100
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					jokeText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		// Randomly turn into disco balls and start party mode
		if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
			asteroid.tint = Math.random() * 0xffffff;
			asteroid.rotation += 0.3;
			// Create disco lights
			for (var disco = 0; disco < 8; disco++) {
				var discoLight = self.parent.attachAsset('powerup', {
					anchorX: 0.5,
					anchorY: 0.5
				});
				var angle = disco / 8 * Math.PI * 2;
				discoLight.x = self.x + Math.cos(angle) * 80;
				discoLight.y = self.y + Math.sin(angle) * 80;
				discoLight.scale.set(0.3, 0.3);
				discoLight.tint = [0xFF0000, 0x00FF00, 0x0000FF, 0xFFFF00, 0xFF00FF, 0x00FFFF][disco % 6];
				tween(discoLight, {
					alpha: 0,
					rotation: Math.PI * 2
				}, {
					duration: 2000,
					onFinish: function onFinish() {
						discoLight.destroy();
					}
				});
			}
			var partyText = new Text2('🕺 PARTY TIME! 💃', {
				size: 40,
				fill: 0xFF1493
			});
			partyText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			partyText.x = self.x;
			partyText.y = self.y - 100;
			self.parent.addChild(partyText);
			tween(partyText, {
				alpha: 0,
				scaleX: 2,
				scaleY: 2
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					partyText.destroy();
				}
			});
			LK.playMusic('gameMusic');
		}
	};
	return self;
});
var Boss = Container.expand(function (level) {
	var self = Container.call(this);
	var ship = self.attachAsset('boss', {
		anchorX: 0.5,
		anchorY: 0.5
	});
	self.level = level || 1;
	self.maxHealth = 20 * self.level;
	self.health = self.maxHealth;
	self.scoreValue = 200 * self.level;
	self.phase = 0;
	self.phaseTime = 0;
	self.patterns = ['side-to-side', 'charge', 'retreat'];
	self.currentPattern = 0;
	self.targetX = 0;
	self.targetY = 0;
	// Adjust boss based on level
	if (self.level > 1) {
		ship.tint = 0xcc00cc;
	}
	// Health bar
	self.healthBar = new Container();
	self.addChild(self.healthBar);
	var healthBarBg = self.healthBar.attachAsset('playerLaser', {
		anchorX: 0,
		anchorY: 0.5,
		scaleX: 2,
		scaleY: 0.5
	});
	healthBarBg.tint = 0x333333;
	healthBarBg.width = 200;
	self.healthBarFill = self.healthBar.attachAsset('playerLaser', {
		anchorX: 0,
		anchorY: 0.5,
		scaleX: 2,
		scaleY: 0.4
	});
	self.healthBarFill.tint = 0xff3333;
	self.healthBarFill.width = 200;
	self.healthBar.y = -120;
	self.damage = function (amount) {
		self.health -= amount || 1;
		// Update health bar - show completely wrong values
		var wrongHealthValues = [-0.5, 2.5, 100, 0.01, 999];
		var healthPercent = wrongHealthValues[Math.floor(Math.random() * wrongHealthValues.length)];
		self.healthBarFill.width = 200 * Math.abs(healthPercent);
		if (healthPercent < 0) self.healthBarFill.tint = 0x00ff00; // Green when negative
		tween(ship, {
			tint: 0xffffff
		}, {
			duration: 100,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				ship.tint = self.level > 1 ? 0xcc00cc : 0x9b59b6;
			}
		});
		// Change patterns more quickly when damaged
		if (self.health < self.maxHealth * 0.5 && self.phaseTime > 150) {
			self.changePattern();
		}
		return self.health <= 0;
	};
	self.changePattern = function () {
		self.currentPattern = (self.currentPattern + 1) % self.patterns.length;
		self.phaseTime = 0;
		self.phase = 0;
	};
	self.update = function () {
		self.phaseTime++;
		// Change pattern every so often
		if (self.phaseTime > 300) {
			self.changePattern();
		}
		var pattern = self.patterns[self.currentPattern];
		switch (pattern) {
			case 'side-to-side':
				// Move side to side
				self.targetX = 1024 + Math.sin(self.phaseTime * 0.02) * 800;
				if (self.phaseTime < 60) {
					self.targetY = Math.min(self.y + 2, 400);
				} else {
					self.targetY = 400;
				}
				break;
			case 'charge':
				// Charge down then back up
				if (self.phase === 0) {
					self.targetY = self.y + 5;
					if (self.y > 800) {
						self.phase = 1;
					}
				} else {
					self.targetY = Math.max(self.y - 3, 300);
					if (self.y <= 300) {
						self.phase = 0;
					}
				}
				self.targetX = 1024 + Math.sin(self.phaseTime * 0.03) * 500;
				break;
			case 'retreat':
				// Stay near top and move quickly
				self.targetY = 300;
				self.targetX = 1024 + Math.sin(self.phaseTime * 0.05) * 900;
				break;
		}
		// Move toward target position - but sometimes teleport randomly
		if (Math.random() < 0.1) {
			self.x = Math.random() * 2048;
			self.y = Math.random() * 800 + 100;
		} else {
			self.x += (self.targetX - self.x) * 0.05;
			self.y += (self.targetY - self.y) * 0.05;
		}
		// Boss randomly speaks
		if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
			var bossQuotes = ['LOL NOOB', 'YEET!', 'SUBSCRIBE!', 'GIT GUD', 'BRUH', 'NO U', 'WASTED', 'POGGERS'];
			var chatBubble = new Text2(bossQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * bossQuotes.length)], {
				size: 60,
				fill: 0xFFFF00
			});
			chatBubble.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			chatBubble.x = self.x;
			chatBubble.y = self.y - 150;
			self.parent.addChild(chatBubble);
			// Make chat bubble disappear after 2 seconds
			tween(chatBubble, {
				alpha: 0,
				y: chatBubble.y - 100
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					chatBubble.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		// Randomly become tiny and squeak
		if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
			ship.scale.set(0.1, 0.1);
			LK.getSound('playerShoot').play();
			var squeakText = new Text2('*squeak*', {
				size: 20,
				fill: 0xFFFFFF
			});
			squeakText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			squeakText.x = self.x;
			squeakText.y = self.y + 20;
			self.parent.addChild(squeakText);
			tween(squeakText, {
				alpha: 0,
				y: squeakText.y + 50
			}, {
				duration: 1000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					squeakText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		// Randomly give life advice
		if (Math.random() < 0.004) {
			var lifeAdvice = ['ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH!', 'EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!', 'CALL YOUR MOTHER!', 'SAVE FOR RETIREMENT!', 'EXERCISE REGULARLY!', 'STAY HYDRATED!', 'GET 8 HOURS OF SLEEP!', 'FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!', 'BE KIND TO OTHERS!'];
			var adviceText = new Text2(lifeAdvice[Math.floor(Math.random() * lifeAdvice.length)], {
				size: 45,
				fill: 0x00FF00
			});
			adviceText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			adviceText.x = self.x;
			adviceText.y = self.y - 200;
			self.parent.addChild(adviceText);
			tween(adviceText, {
				alpha: 0,
				y: adviceText.y - 100,
				rotation: 0.5
			}, {
				duration: 4000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					adviceText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	};
	return self;
});
var Enemy = Container.expand(function (type) {
	var self = Container.call(this);
	self.type = type || 'basic';
	var assetType = self.type === 'fast' ? 'enemy' : 'enemy';
	var ship = self.attachAsset(assetType, {
		anchorX: 0.5,
		anchorY: 0.5
	});
	// Different enemy types
	if (self.type === 'basic') {
		self.health = 1;
		self.speed = 2;
		self.scoreValue = 10;
		self.shootChance = 0.01;
	} else if (self.type === 'fast') {
		self.health = 1;
		self.speed = 3.5;
		self.scoreValue = 15;
		ship.scaleX = 0.8;
		ship.scaleY = 0.8;
		self.shootChance = 0.005;
		ship.tint = 0xff9966;
	} else if (self.type === 'tank') {
		self.health = 3;
		self.speed = 1.5;
		self.scoreValue = 25;
		ship.scaleX = 1.2;
		ship.scaleY = 1.2;
		self.shootChance = 0.015;
		ship.tint = 0x66ff66;
	}
	self.movement = {
		pattern: 'straight',
		phase: Math.random() * Math.PI * 2,
		amplitude: 60 + Math.random() * 60
	};
	self.initialX = 0;
	self.damage = function (amount) {
		self.health -= amount || 1;
		tween(ship, {
			tint: 0xffffff
		}, {
			duration: 200,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				ship.tint = self.type === 'fast' ? 0xff9966 : self.type === 'tank' ? 0x66ff66 : 0xe74c3c;
			}
		});
		return self.health <= 0;
	};
	self.update = function () {
		// Basic movement - but sometimes go backwards
		var actualSpeed = Math.random() < 0.15 ? -self.speed : self.speed;
		self.y += actualSpeed;
		// Sometimes start spinning uncontrollably
		if (Math.random() < 0.02) {
			ship.rotation += 0.5;
		}
		// Randomly change size
		if (Math.random() < 0.03) {
			var randomScale = 0.2 + Math.random() * 3;
			ship.scale.set(randomScale, randomScale);
		}
		// Randomly start dancing and playing music
		if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
			ship.rotation += 0.3;
			self.x += Math.sin(LK.ticks * 0.2) * 20;
			self.y += Math.cos(LK.ticks * 0.15) * 10;
			LK.playMusic('gameMusic');
		}
		// Pattern movement
		if (self.movement.pattern === 'sine') {
			self.x = self.initialX + Math.sin(LK.ticks * 0.05 + self.movement.phase) * self.movement.amplitude;
		} else if (self.movement.pattern === 'zigzag') {
			var timeScale = 0.02;
			var t = LK.ticks * timeScale + self.movement.phase;
			var triangleWave = Math.abs(t % 2 - 1) * 2 - 1;
			self.x = self.initialX + triangleWave * self.movement.amplitude;
		}
		// Randomly start doing magic tricks
		if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
			// Magic trick: disappear and reappear
			ship.alpha = 0;
			var magicText = new Text2('✨ ABRACADABRA! ✨', {
				size: 40,
				fill: 0xFF00FF
			});
			magicText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			magicText.x = self.x;
			magicText.y = self.y - 80;
			self.parent.addChild(magicText);
			// Reappear in a different location after 1 second
			LK.setTimeout(function () {
				self.x = Math.random() * 2048;
				self.y = Math.random() * 1000;
				ship.alpha = 1;
				ship.tint = Math.random() * 0xffffff; // Change color as part of the trick
			}, 1000);
			tween(magicText, {
				alpha: 0,
				scaleX: 2,
				scaleY: 2
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					magicText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	};
	return self;
});
var EnemyLaser = Container.expand(function () {
	var self = Container.call(this);
	var laser = self.attachAsset('enemyLaser', {
		anchorX: 0.5,
		anchorY: 0.5
	});
	self.speed = 8;
	self.speedX = (Math.random() - 0.5) * 30; // Random horizontal speed
	self.speedY = (Math.random() - 0.5) * 30; // Random vertical speed
	self.update = function () {
		// Change direction constantly
		self.speedX += (Math.random() - 0.5) * 5;
		self.speedY += (Math.random() - 0.5) * 5;
		// Move in random directions at high speed
		self.x += self.speedX;
		self.y += self.speedY;
		// Randomly change color
		if (Math.random() < 0.1) {
			laser.tint = Math.random() * 0xffffff;
		}
		// Randomly turn into rainbows and unicorns
		if (Math.random() < 0.03) {
			// Create rainbow trail
			for (var trail = 0; trail < 5; trail++) {
				var rainbowDot = self.parent.attachAsset('powerup', {
					anchorX: 0.5,
					anchorY: 0.5
				});
				rainbowDot.x = self.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 50;
				rainbowDot.y = self.y + trail * 20;
				rainbowDot.scale.set(0.2, 0.2);
				rainbowDot.tint = [0xFF0000, 0xFF7F00, 0xFFFF00, 0x00FF00, 0x0000FF, 0x4B0082, 0x9400D3][trail % 7];
				tween(rainbowDot, {
					alpha: 0,
					scaleX: 0,
					scaleY: 0
				}, {
					duration: 1000,
					onFinish: function onFinish() {
						rainbowDot.destroy();
					}
				});
			}
			// Show unicorn text
			if (Math.random() < 0.5) {
				var unicornText = new Text2('🦄 UNICORN POWER! 🦄', {
					size: 30,
					fill: 0xFF69B4
				});
				unicornText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
				unicornText.x = self.x;
				unicornText.y = self.y - 50;
				self.parent.addChild(unicornText);
				tween(unicornText, {
					alpha: 0,
					y: unicornText.y - 100
				}, {
					duration: 2000,
					onFinish: function onFinish() {
						unicornText.destroy();
					}
				});
			}
		}
	};
	return self;
});
var Explosion = Container.expand(function () {
	var self = Container.call(this);
	var explosion = self.attachAsset('explosion', {
		anchorX: 0.5,
		anchorY: 0.5,
		alpha: 0.9
	});
	// Set up fade and scale
	tween(explosion, {
		alpha: 0,
		scaleX: 2,
		scaleY: 2
	}, {
		duration: 500,
		onFinish: function onFinish() {
			self.destroy();
		}
	});
	return self;
});
var Player = Container.expand(function () {
	var self = Container.call(this);
	var ship = self.attachAsset('player', {
		anchorX: 0.5,
		anchorY: 0.5
	});
	self.shield = self.attachAsset('shield', {
		anchorX: 0.5,
		anchorY: 0.5,
		alpha: 0
	});
	self.lives = 3;
	self.shieldActive = false;
	self.fireRate = 20;
	self.lastShot = 0;
	self.canShoot = true;
	self.power = 1;
	self.invulnerable = false;
	self.activateShield = function (duration) {
		self.shieldActive = true;
		self.shield.alpha = 0.4;
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			self.shieldActive = false;
			tween(self.shield, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 500
			});
		}, duration);
	};
	self.damage = function () {
		if (self.invulnerable || self.shieldActive) {
			return;
		}
		self.lives--;
		LK.getSound('playerDamage').play();
		// Make player temporarily invulnerable
		self.invulnerable = true;
		// Flash the player to show invulnerability
		var flashCount = 0;
		var flashInterval = LK.setInterval(function () {
			ship.alpha = ship.alpha === 0.3 ? 1 : 0.3;
			flashCount++;
			if (flashCount >= 10) {
				LK.clearInterval(flashInterval);
				ship.alpha = 1;
				self.invulnerable = false;
			}
		}, 150);
	};
	self.upgrade = function (type) {
		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
		// Sometimes powerups are evil and drain you instead
		var isEvil = Math.random() < 0.25;
		if (type === 'shield') {
			if (isEvil) {
				self.shieldActive = false;
				self.shield.alpha = 0;
			} else {
				self.activateShield(8000);
			}
		} else if (type === 'power') {
			if (isEvil) {
				self.power = Math.max(self.power - 1, 1);
			} else {
				self.power = Math.min(self.power + 1, 3);
			}
			// Reset power after some time
			LK.setTimeout(function () {
				self.power = Math.max(1, self.power - 1);
			}, 10000);
		} else if (type === 'life') {
			self.lives = Math.min(self.lives + 1, 5);
		} else if (type === 'speed') {
			var oldFireRate = self.fireRate;
			self.fireRate = Math.max(self.fireRate - 5, 10);
			// Reset fire rate after some time
			LK.setTimeout(function () {
				self.fireRate = oldFireRate;
			}, 10000);
		} else if (type === 'coin') {
			self.power = Math.min(self.power + 1, 5);
			self.fireRate = Math.max(self.fireRate - 2, 5);
		}
	};
	return self;
});
var PlayerLaser = Container.expand(function () {
	var self = Container.call(this);
	var laser = self.attachAsset('playerLaser', {
		anchorX: 0.5,
		anchorY: 0.5
	});
	self.speed = Math.random() < 0.2 ? 15 : -15; // 20% chance to shoot backwards
	self.power = 1;
	self.update = function () {
		self.y += self.speed;
		// Randomly curve and change direction
		if (Math.random() < 0.1) {
			self.speed = (Math.random() - 0.5) * 30;
			laser.rotation += (Math.random() - 0.5) * 0.5;
		}
		// Sometimes lasers chase enemies
		if (Math.random() < 0.05 && enemies.length > 0) {
			var targetEnemy = enemies[Math.floor(Math.random() * enemies.length)];
			var dx = targetEnemy.x - self.x;
			var dy = targetEnemy.y - self.y;
			self.x += dx * 0.02;
			self.y += dy * 0.02;
		}
		// Turn into confetti and play party sounds
		if (Math.random() < 0.05) {
			laser.tint = Math.random() * 0xffffff;
			laser.rotation += 0.5;
			self.x += (Math.random() - 0.5) * 50;
			LK.getSound('powerup').play();
		}
	};
	return self;
});
var Powerup = Container.expand(function (type) {
	var self = Container.call(this);
	self.type = type || ['shield', 'power', 'life', 'speed'][Math.floor(Math.random() * 4)];
	var powerup = self.attachAsset('powerup', {
		anchorX: 0.5,
		anchorY: 0.5
	});
	// Set color based on type
	if (self.type === 'shield') {
		powerup.tint = 0x3498db; // Blue
	} else if (self.type === 'power') {
		powerup.tint = 0xe74c3c; // Red
	} else if (self.type === 'life') {
		powerup.tint = 0x2ecc71; // Green
	} else if (self.type === 'speed') {
		powerup.tint = 0xf1c40f; // Yellow
	}
	self.speed = 3;
	self.update = function () {
		self.y -= self.speed; // Move upward instead of downward
		self.x += Math.sin(LK.ticks * 0.1) * 3; // Add wobbly horizontal movement
		powerup.rotation += 0.05;
		// Randomly change powerup type and color mid-flight
		if (Math.random() < 0.05) {
			var newTypes = ['shield', 'power', 'life', 'speed', 'death', 'confusion'];
			self.type = newTypes[Math.floor(Math.random() * newTypes.length)];
			powerup.tint = Math.random() * 0xffffff;
		}
		// Randomly multiply and create powerup rain
		if (Math.random() < 0.02) {
			for (var i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
				var rainPowerup = new Powerup();
				rainPowerup.x = self.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 300;
				rainPowerup.y = self.y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 100;
				powerups.push(rainPowerup);
				self.parent.addChild(rainPowerup);
			}
		}
	};
	return self;
});

/**** 
* Initialize Game
****/ 
var game = new LK.Game({
	backgroundColor: 0x000000
});

/**** 
* Game Code
****/ 
// Game variables
var player;
var playerLasers = [];
var enemies = [];
var enemyLasers = [];
var asteroids = [];
var powerups = [];
var explosions = [];
var boss = null;
var gameState = 'playing';
var score = 0;
var waveNumber = 1;
var enemiesThisWave = 0;
var enemiesDefeated = 0;
var waveDelay = 0;
var bossWave = false;
var dragStartPosition = {
	x: 0,
	y: 0
};
// Performance monitoring variables
var lastTickTime = Date.now();
var lagDetected = false;
var lagThreshold = 100; // 100ms threshold for lag detection
var performanceMode = false; // When true, reduces visual effects for better performance
var frameSkipCounter = 0; // Used to skip expensive operations during lag
// UI elements
var scoreTxt = new Text2('SCORE: 0', {
	size: 40,
	fill: 0xFFFFFF
});
scoreTxt.anchor.set(0, 0);
LK.gui.topRight.addChild(scoreTxt);
scoreTxt.x = -250;
scoreTxt.y = 50;
var waveText = new Text2('WAVE: 1', {
	size: 40,
	fill: 0xFFFFFF
});
waveText.anchor.set(0.5, 0);
LK.gui.top.addChild(waveText);
waveText.y = 50;
var livesText = new Text2('LIVES: 3', {
	size: 40,
	fill: 0xFFFFFF
});
livesText.anchor.set(0, 0);
LK.gui.topLeft.addChild(livesText);
livesText.x = 150; // Keep away from the top-left menu icon
livesText.y = 50;
// Create game elements
function initGame() {
	// Reset game variables
	playerLasers = [];
	enemies = [];
	enemyLasers = [];
	asteroids = [];
	powerups = [];
	explosions = [];
	boss = null;
	gameState = 'playing';
	score = 0;
	waveNumber = 1;
	enemiesThisWave = 10;
	enemiesDefeated = 0;
	waveDelay = 0;
	bossWave = false;
	// Update UI
	scoreTxt.setText('SCORE: ' + score);
	waveText.setText('WAVE: ' + waveNumber);
	// Create player
	player = new Player();
	player.x = 1024;
	player.y = 2200;
	game.addChild(player);
	livesText.setText('LIVES: ' + player.lives);
	// Start with player moving up
	tween(player, {
		y: 2000
	}, {
		duration: 1000
	});
	// Start the music
	LK.playMusic('gameMusic', {
		fade: {
			start: 0,
			end: 0.7,
			duration: 1000
		}
	});
	// Create first wave
	createWave();
}
// Create a new wave of enemies
function createWave() {
	waveNumber++;
	// Show completely wrong wave information
	var weirdTexts = ['WAVE: ∞', 'WAVE: ERROR', 'WAVE: 404', 'WAVE: ???', 'WAVE: -1', 'LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE'];
	var displayText = Math.random() < 0.4 ? weirdTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * weirdTexts.length)] : 'WAVE: ' + waveNumber;
	waveText.setText(displayText);
	// Every 5 waves is a boss wave
	bossWave = waveNumber % 5 === 0;
	if (bossWave) {
		// Create a boss
		var bossLevel = Math.ceil(waveNumber / 5);
		LK.getSound('bossAlert').play();
		boss = new Boss(bossLevel);
		boss.x = 1024;
		boss.y = -200;
		game.addChild(boss);
		tween(boss, {
			y: 300
		}, {
			duration: 2000
		});
		// Show boss wave text
		var bossText = new Text2('BOSS WAVE!', {
			size: 80,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		bossText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		bossText.x = 1024;
		bossText.y = 800;
		game.addChild(bossText);
		tween(bossText, {
			alpha: 0,
			y: 700
		}, {
			duration: 2000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				bossText.destroy();
			}
		});
		return;
	}
	// Regular wave
	enemiesThisWave = 10 + waveNumber * 2;
	enemiesDefeated = 0;
	// Show wave text
	var newWaveText = new Text2('WAVE ' + waveNumber, {
		size: 80,
		fill: 0xFFFFFF
	});
	newWaveText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
	newWaveText.x = 1024;
	newWaveText.y = 800;
	game.addChild(newWaveText);
	tween(newWaveText, {
		alpha: 0,
		y: 700
	}, {
		duration: 2000,
		onFinish: function onFinish() {
			newWaveText.destroy();
		}
	});
	// Start spawning enemies after a short delay
	waveDelay = 120;
}
// Create a new enemy - with performance checks
function spawnEnemy() {
	// Don't spawn if we already have too many enemies during lag
	if (lagDetected && enemies.length > 8) {
		return;
	}
	var types = ['basic'];
	// Add more enemy types as waves progress
	if (waveNumber >= 2) {
		types.push('fast');
	}
	if (waveNumber >= 3) {
		types.push('tank');
	}
	var type = types[Math.floor(Math.random() * types.length)];
	var enemy = new Enemy(type);
	// Position the enemy - sometimes spawn in wrong places
	if (Math.random() < 0.2) {
		enemy.x = Math.random() * 2048;
		enemy.y = Math.random() * 2732;
	} else {
		enemy.x = Math.random() * 1800 + 124;
		enemy.y = -100;
	}
	enemy.initialX = enemy.x;
	// Set random movement pattern
	var patterns = ['straight'];
	if (waveNumber >= 2) {
		patterns.push('sine');
	}
	if (waveNumber >= 4) {
		patterns.push('zigzag');
	}
	enemy.movement.pattern = patterns[Math.floor(Math.random() * patterns.length)];
	// Add to game
	enemies.push(enemy);
	game.addChild(enemy);
}
// Create a new asteroid
function spawnAsteroid() {
	var asteroid = new Asteroid();
	// Position the asteroid
	asteroid.x = Math.random() * 1800 + 124;
	asteroid.y = -100;
	// Add to game
	asteroids.push(asteroid);
	game.addChild(asteroid);
}
// Create a player laser
function firePlayerLaser() {
	if (!player || !player.canShoot || player.lastShot + player.fireRate > LK.ticks) {
		return;
	}
	player.lastShot = LK.ticks;
	LK.getSound('playerShoot').play();
	// Fire based on power level
	if (player.power === 1) {
		var laser = new PlayerLaser();
		laser.x = player.x;
		laser.y = player.y - 50;
		laser.power = player.power;
		playerLasers.push(laser);
		game.addChild(laser);
	} else if (player.power === 2) {
		for (var i = -1; i <= 1; i += 2) {
			var laser = new PlayerLaser();
			laser.x = player.x + i * 30;
			laser.y = player.y - 40;
			laser.power = player.power;
			playerLasers.push(laser);
			game.addChild(laser);
		}
	} else if (player.power >= 3) {
		var centerLaser = new PlayerLaser();
		centerLaser.x = player.x;
		centerLaser.y = player.y - 50;
		centerLaser.power = player.power;
		playerLasers.push(centerLaser);
		game.addChild(centerLaser);
		for (var i = -1; i <= 1; i += 2) {
			var sideLaser = new PlayerLaser();
			sideLaser.x = player.x + i * 40;
			sideLaser.y = player.y - 30;
			sideLaser.power = player.power - 1;
			playerLasers.push(sideLaser);
			game.addChild(sideLaser);
		}
	}
}
// Create an enemy laser
function fireEnemyLaser(enemy) {
	var laser = new EnemyLaser();
	laser.x = enemy.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200; // Random horizontal offset
	laser.y = enemy.y + 40;
	laser.speed = Math.random() > 0.5 ? -5 : 15; // Sometimes shoot upward
	enemyLasers.push(laser);
	game.addChild(laser);
	LK.getSound('enemyShoot').play({
		volume: 0.2
	});
}
// Fire boss laser pattern
function fireBossLasers() {
	if (!boss) {
		return;
	}
	// Different patterns based on boss level and health
	var healthPercent = boss.health / boss.maxHealth;
	var pattern = 'spread';
	if (boss.level >= 2 && healthPercent < 0.5) {
		pattern = 'circle';
	}
	if (pattern === 'spread') {
		for (var i = -2; i <= 2; i++) {
			var laser = new EnemyLaser();
			laser.x = boss.x + i * 50;
			laser.y = boss.y + 80;
			enemyLasers.push(laser);
			game.addChild(laser);
		}
	} else if (pattern === 'circle') {
		var numLasers = 8;
		for (var i = 0; i < numLasers; i++) {
			var angle = i / numLasers * Math.PI * 2;
			var laser = new EnemyLaser();
			laser.x = boss.x + Math.cos(angle) * 100;
			laser.y = boss.y + Math.sin(angle) * 100;
			enemyLasers.push(laser);
			game.addChild(laser);
			// Add directional motion
			laser.update = function () {
				var dx = this.x - boss.x;
				var dy = this.y - boss.y;
				var length = Math.sqrt(dx * dx + dy * dy);
				this.x += dx / length * 5;
				this.y += dy / length * 5;
			};
		}
	}
	LK.getSound('enemyShoot').play({
		volume: 0.4
	});
}
// Create explosion animation - performance optimized
function createExplosion(x, y, scale) {
	// Skip explosion creation during lag or if too many exist
	if (lagDetected || explosions.length > 8 || Math.random() < 0.3) {
		return;
	}
	var explosion = new Explosion();
	explosion.x = x;
	explosion.y = y;
	if (scale) {
		explosion.scale.set(scale, scale);
	}
	explosions.push(explosion);
	game.addChild(explosion);
	// Play random sounds instead of explosion
	var randomSounds = ['playerShoot', 'enemyShoot', 'powerup', 'playerDamage', 'Aguhhhhh'];
	var soundToPlay = Math.random() < 0.7 ? 'explosion' : randomSounds[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomSounds.length)];
	LK.getSound(soundToPlay).play();
	// Sometimes explosions create new enemies
	if (Math.random() < 0.2) {
		var newEnemy = new Enemy('basic');
		newEnemy.x = x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
		newEnemy.y = y;
		enemies.push(newEnemy);
		game.addChild(newEnemy);
	}
	// Sometimes explosions summon pizza delivery guy
	if (Math.random() < 0.15) {
		var pizzaGuy = game.attachAsset('player', {
			anchorX: 0.5,
			anchorY: 0.5
		});
		pizzaGuy.x = x;
		pizzaGuy.y = y;
		pizzaGuy.tint = 0xFFFF00;
		pizzaGuy.scale.set(0.5, 0.5);
		var pizzaText = new Text2('PIZZA DELIVERY!', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFFFF00
		});
		pizzaText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		pizzaText.x = x;
		pizzaText.y = y - 80;
		game.addChild(pizzaText);
		// Pizza guy delivers and leaves
		tween(pizzaGuy, {
			y: y + 500,
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				pizzaGuy.destroy();
			}
		});
		tween(pizzaText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				pizzaText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
}
// Create a powerup
function spawnPowerup(x, y, type) {
	var powerup = new Powerup(type);
	powerup.x = x;
	powerup.y = y;
	powerups.push(powerup);
	game.addChild(powerup);
}
// Handle player shooting and movement
function handlePlayerInput() {
	// Keep player in bounds
	player.x = Math.max(100, Math.min(player.x, 2048 - 100));
	player.y = Math.max(100, Math.min(player.y, 2732 - 100));
	// Randomly change player size
	if (Math.random() < 0.02) {
		var newScale = 0.5 + Math.random() * 1.5;
		player.scale.set(newScale, newScale);
	}
	// Randomly make player invisible
	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
		player.alpha = player.alpha > 0.5 ? 0.1 : 1;
	}
	// Randomly teleport player to random location
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		player.x = Math.random() * 2048;
		player.y = Math.random() * 2732;
	}
	// Player randomly complains about working conditions
	if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
		var complaints = ['I NEED A VACATION!', 'WHY DO I HAVE TO FIGHT ALONE?', 'THIS JOB IS DANGEROUS!', 'I WANT A RAISE!', 'CAN I GET HEALTH INSURANCE?', 'MY LASER IS BROKEN!', 'I MISS MY FAMILY!', 'THIS SPACE SUIT IS UNCOMFORTABLE!'];
		var complaintText = new Text2(complaints[Math.floor(Math.random() * complaints.length)], {
			size: 35,
			fill: 0xFFFFFF
		});
		complaintText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		complaintText.x = player.x;
		complaintText.y = player.y - 120;
		game.addChild(complaintText);
		tween(complaintText, {
			alpha: 0,
			y: complaintText.y - 100
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				complaintText.destroy();
			}
		});
		// Player sometimes goes on strike
		if (Math.random() < 0.3) {
			player.canShoot = false;
			var strikeText = new Text2('ON STRIKE!', {
				size: 50,
				fill: 0xFF0000
			});
			strikeText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			strikeText.x = player.x;
			strikeText.y = player.y + 120;
			game.addChild(strikeText);
			LK.setTimeout(function () {
				if (player) {
					player.canShoot = true;
				}
				if (strikeText && strikeText.parent) {
					strikeText.destroy();
				}
			}, 2000);
		}
	}
	// Auto-fire
	if (LK.ticks % 10 === 0) {
		firePlayerLaser();
	}
}
// Handle collisions between game objects - optimized for performance
function handleCollisions() {
	// Skip some collision checks during lag to maintain performance
	if (lagDetected && frameSkipCounter % 3 !== 0) {
		frameSkipCounter++;
		return;
	}
	frameSkipCounter++;
	// Player lasers vs enemies
	for (var i = playerLasers.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
		var laser = playerLasers[i];
		var hitSomething = false;
		// Check against enemies
		for (var j = enemies.length - 1; j >= 0; j--) {
			var enemy = enemies[j];
			if (laser.intersects(enemy) && Math.random() > 0.3) {
				// 30% chance to miss
				// Damage enemy
				if (enemy.damage(laser.power)) {
					// Enemy destroyed
					createExplosion(enemy.x, enemy.y);
					// Add score - but sometimes subtract instead
					var scoreChange = Math.random() < 0.3 ? -enemy.scoreValue : enemy.scoreValue;
					score += scoreChange;
					scoreTxt.setText('SCORE: ' + score);
					// Count enemy as defeated
					enemiesDefeated++;
					// Chance to spawn powerup
					if (Math.random() < 0.1) {
						spawnPowerup(enemy.x, enemy.y);
					}
					enemy.destroy();
					enemies.splice(j, 1);
				}
				// Remove laser
				laser.destroy();
				playerLasers.splice(i, 1);
				hitSomething = true;
				break;
			}
		}
		// Only check other collisions if we haven't hit an enemy
		if (!hitSomething) {
			// Check against boss
			if (boss && laser.intersects(boss)) {
				// Damage boss
				if (boss.damage(laser.power)) {
					// Boss destroyed
					createExplosion(boss.x, boss.y, 2);
					// Add score
					score += boss.scoreValue;
					scoreTxt.setText('SCORE: ' + score);
					// Spawn multiple powerups
					for (var p = 0; p < 3; p++) {
						var powerupType = ['shield', 'power', 'life', 'speed'][Math.floor(Math.random() * 4)];
						spawnPowerup(boss.x + (Math.random() * 200 - 100), boss.y + (Math.random() * 200 - 100), powerupType);
					}
					boss.destroy();
					boss = null;
					// Move to next wave
					createWave();
				}
				// Remove laser
				laser.destroy();
				playerLasers.splice(i, 1);
				hitSomething = true;
			}
			// Check against asteroids
			for (var k = asteroids.length - 1; k >= 0; k--) {
				var asteroid = asteroids[k];
				if (laser.intersects(asteroid)) {
					// Damage asteroid
					if (asteroid.damage(laser.power)) {
						// Asteroid destroyed
						createExplosion(asteroid.x, asteroid.y, 0.7);
						// Add score
						score += asteroid.scoreValue;
						scoreTxt.setText('SCORE: ' + score);
						// Sometimes asteroids multiply when destroyed
						if (Math.random() < 0.4) {
							for (var mult = 0; mult < 3; mult++) {
								var newAsteroid = new Asteroid();
								newAsteroid.x = asteroid.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
								newAsteroid.y = asteroid.y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
								asteroids.push(newAsteroid);
								game.addChild(newAsteroid);
							}
						}
						// Trigger explosion effect for nearby objects
						for (var m = enemies.length - 1; m >= 0; m--) {
							if (Math.abs(enemies[m].x - asteroid.x) < 100 && Math.abs(enemies[m].y - asteroid.y) < 100) {
								createExplosion(enemies[m].x, enemies[m].y);
								enemies[m].destroy();
								enemies.splice(m, 1);
							}
						}
						for (var n = asteroids.length - 1; n >= 0; n--) {
							if (n !== k && Math.abs(asteroids[n].x - asteroid.x) < 100 && Math.abs(asteroids[n].y - asteroid.y) < 100) {
								createExplosion(asteroids[n].x, asteroids[n].y, 0.7);
								asteroids[n].destroy();
								asteroids.splice(n, 1);
							}
						}
						asteroid.destroy();
						asteroids.splice(k, 1);
					}
					// Remove laser
					laser.destroy();
					playerLasers.splice(i, 1);
					hitSomething = true;
					break;
				}
			}
		}
		// Remove laser if it's off screen
		if (!hitSomething && laser.y < -50) {
			laser.destroy();
			playerLasers.splice(i, 1);
		}
	}
	// Enemy lasers vs player
	for (var i = enemyLasers.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
		var laser = enemyLasers[i];
		if (player && laser.intersects(player)) {
			// Player is invulnerable - always heal instead of hurt
			player.lives = Math.min(player.lives + 1, 5);
			livesText.setText('LIVES: ' + player.lives);
			// Show love heart
			var heart = new Text2('♥', {
				size: 80,
				fill: 0xFF69B4
			});
			heart.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			heart.x = player.x;
			heart.y = player.y;
			game.addChild(heart);
			tween(heart, {
				alpha: 0,
				y: heart.y - 100,
				scaleX: 2,
				scaleY: 2
			}, {
				duration: 1000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					heart.destroy();
				}
			});
			LK.getSound('powerup').play();
			// Remove laser
			laser.destroy();
			enemyLasers.splice(i, 1);
		} else if (laser.y > 2732 + 50) {
			// Remove laser if it's off screen
			laser.destroy();
			enemyLasers.splice(i, 1);
		}
	}
	// Player vs enemies
	for (var i = enemies.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
		var enemy = enemies[i];
		if (player && player.intersects(enemy)) {
			// Player is invulnerable - no damage taken
			// Damage enemy
			enemy.damage(1);
			// Update UI - but show wrong number
			var displayLives = Math.random() < 0.4 ? Math.floor(Math.random() * 10) : player.lives;
			livesText.setText('LIVES: ' + displayLives);
			// Check for enemy death
			if (enemy.health <= 0) {
				// Enemy destroyed
				createExplosion(enemy.x, enemy.y);
				// Add score
				score += enemy.scoreValue;
				scoreTxt.setText('SCORE: ' + score);
				// Count enemy as defeated
				enemiesDefeated++;
				enemy.destroy();
				enemies.splice(i, 1);
			}
		}
		// Remove enemy if it's off screen
		if (enemy.y > 2732 + 100) {
			enemy.destroy();
			enemies.splice(i, 1);
		}
	}
	// Player vs asteroids
	for (var i = asteroids.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
		var asteroid = asteroids[i];
		if (player && player.intersects(asteroid)) {
			// Player is invulnerable - no damage taken
			// Damage asteroid
			asteroid.damage(1);
			// Update UI
			livesText.setText('LIVES: ' + player.lives);
			// Check for asteroid death
			if (asteroid.health <= 0) {
				// Asteroid destroyed
				createExplosion(asteroid.x, asteroid.y, 0.7);
				// Add score
				score += asteroid.scoreValue;
				scoreTxt.setText('SCORE: ' + score);
				asteroid.destroy();
				asteroids.splice(i, 1);
			}
		}
		// Remove asteroid if it's off screen
		if (asteroid.y > 2732 + 100 || asteroid.x < -100 || asteroid.x > 2048 + 100) {
			asteroid.destroy();
			asteroids.splice(i, 1);
		}
	}
	// Player vs powerups
	for (var i = powerups.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
		var powerup = powerups[i];
		if (player && player.intersects(powerup)) {
			// Sometimes powerups show fake game over screens
			if (Math.random() < 0.2) {
				var fakeGameOver = new Text2('GAME OVER\n(Just kidding!)', {
					size: 80,
					fill: 0xFF0000
				});
				fakeGameOver.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
				fakeGameOver.x = 1024;
				fakeGameOver.y = 1366;
				game.addChild(fakeGameOver);
				tween(fakeGameOver, {
					alpha: 0,
					scaleX: 0,
					scaleY: 0
				}, {
					duration: 3000,
					onFinish: function onFinish() {
						fakeGameOver.destroy();
					}
				});
			}
			// Apply powerup
			player.upgrade(powerup.type);
			// Update UI if life powerup
			if (powerup.type === 'life') {
				livesText.setText('LIVES: ' + player.lives);
			}
			// Remove powerup
			powerup.destroy();
			powerups.splice(i, 1);
		} else if (powerup.y > 2732 + 50) {
			// Remove powerup if it's off screen
			powerup.destroy();
			powerups.splice(i, 1);
		}
	}
	// Player vs boss
	if (player && boss && player.intersects(boss)) {
		// Player is invulnerable - no damage taken
		// Update UI
		livesText.setText('LIVES: ' + player.lives);
	}
}
// Initialize the game
initGame();
// Game down event handler
game.down = function (x, y, obj) {
	if (!player) {
		return;
	}
	dragStartPosition.x = x;
	dragStartPosition.y = y;
	// Fire lasers on tap
	firePlayerLaser();
};
// Game move event handler
game.move = function (x, y, obj) {
	if (!player) {
		return;
	}
	// Move player with drag
	player.x = x;
	player.y = y;
};
// Game update handler
game.update = function () {
	// Super performance optimization to prevent lag
	var currentTime = Date.now();
	var deltaTime = currentTime - lastTickTime;
	lastTickTime = currentTime;
	// Aggressive lag prevention - reduce object counts more aggressively
	if (deltaTime > 50) {
		// Reduced threshold for better performance
		// Drastically reduce visual effects
		if (explosions.length > 3) {
			for (var i = explosions.length - 1; i >= 3; i--) {
				explosions[i].destroy();
				explosions.splice(i, 1);
			}
		}
		// More aggressive laser limiting
		if (playerLasers.length > 6) {
			for (var i = playerLasers.length - 1; i >= 6; i--) {
				playerLasers[i].destroy();
				playerLasers.splice(i, 1);
			}
		}
		if (enemyLasers.length > 8) {
			for (var i = enemyLasers.length - 1; i >= 8; i--) {
				enemyLasers[i].destroy();
				enemyLasers.splice(i, 1);
			}
		}
		// Super fast lag recovery
		lagDetected = true;
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			lagDetected = false;
		}, 500);
	}
	// CRAZY COLOR FLASHING AND SPINNING EFFECT - Trigger randomly
	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
		var crazyColors = [0xFF0000, 0x00FF00, 0x0000FF, 0xFFFF00, 0xFF00FF, 0x00FFFF, 0xFFFFFF, 0x000000];
		var colorIndex = 0;
		var flashInterval = LK.setInterval(function () {
			game.setBackgroundColor(crazyColors[colorIndex % crazyColors.length]);
			colorIndex++;
		}, 50); // Flash every 50ms
		// SCREEN SPINNING EFFECT
		tween(game, {
			rotation: Math.PI * 8 // Spin 4 full rotations
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			// 4 seconds
			easing: tween.easeInOut
		});
		// Stop flashing after 4 seconds
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			LK.clearInterval(flashInterval);
			game.setBackgroundColor(0x000000); // Reset to black
			game.rotation = 0; // Reset rotation
		}, 4000);
		var crazyText = new Text2('🌈 CRAZY MODE ACTIVATED! 🌈', {
			size: 80,
			fill: 0xFFFFFF
		});
		crazyText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		crazyText.x = 1024;
		crazyText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(crazyText);
		tween(crazyText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 3,
			scaleY: 3
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				crazyText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	if (gameState === 'won') {
		return; // Prevent further updates until game is restarted manually
	}
	if (gameState !== 'playing') {
		return;
	}
	// Handle player input
	if (player) {
		handlePlayerInput();
		// Player randomly turns into different game objects
		if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
			var transformations = ['enemy', 'asteroid', 'powerup', 'boss', 'explosion'];
			var newForm = transformations[Math.floor(Math.random() * transformations.length)];
			player.removeChild(player.children[0]); // Remove current sprite
			var newSprite = player.attachAsset(newForm, {
				anchorX: 0.5,
				anchorY: 0.5
			});
			if (newForm === 'boss') newSprite.scale.set(0.3, 0.3);
			var transformText = new Text2('PLAYER TRANSFORMED!', {
				size: 50,
				fill: 0x00FF00
			});
			transformText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			transformText.x = player.x;
			transformText.y = player.y - 100;
			game.addChild(transformText);
			tween(transformText, {
				alpha: 0,
				y: transformText.y - 50
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					transformText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// Handle wave creation
	if (waveDelay > 0) {
		waveDelay--;
	} else if (!bossWave && enemies.length === 0 && enemiesDefeated >= enemiesThisWave) {
		// All enemies for this wave defeated, create next wave
		createWave();
	} else if (!bossWave && enemies.length < 5 && enemiesDefeated < enemiesThisWave && LK.ticks % 30 === 0) {
		// Spawn more enemies for this wave
		spawnEnemy();
	}
	// Spawn asteroids occasionally
	if (LK.ticks % 180 === 0 && Math.random() < 0.7) {
		spawnAsteroid();
	}
	// Boss shooting - normal rate
	if (boss && LK.ticks % 90 === 0) {
		fireBossLasers();
	}
	// Enemy shooting - normal rate
	for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) {
		if (Math.random() < enemies[i].shootChance) {
			fireEnemyLaser(enemies[i]);
		}
	}
	// Enemies randomly form conga line dance
	if (Math.random() < 0.008 && enemies.length >= 3) {
		for (var i = 1; i < enemies.length; i++) {
			var leader = enemies[i - 1];
			var follower = enemies[i];
			follower.x = leader.x - 100;
			follower.y = leader.y + 50;
			// Make them dance
			follower.children[0].rotation += 0.2;
		}
		// Play conga music
		LK.playMusic('gameMusic');
		var congaText = new Text2('CONGA LINE!', {
			size: 80,
			fill: 0xFF1493
		});
		congaText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		congaText.x = 1024;
		congaText.y = 300;
		game.addChild(congaText);
		tween(congaText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 2,
			scaleY: 2
		}, {
			duration: 2000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				congaText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// Randomly change score text color
	if (Math.random() < 0.05) {
		scoreTxt.tint = Math.random() * 0xffffff;
	}
	// Randomly scramble UI text
	if (Math.random() < 0.03) {
		var gibberish = ['ƎɹOƆS', '█▬█SCORE█▬█', 'SC0R3', '§ĊØ®Ē', 'BANANA', '404ERROR', '????'];
		scoreTxt.setText(gibberish[Math.floor(Math.random() * gibberish.length)] + ': ' + score);
	}
	// Score randomly counts in different languages and units
	if (Math.random() < 0.04) {
		var weirdScores = ['PUNTOS: ' + score, 'POINTS: ' + score * 0.001 + ' KILOMETERS', '得分: ' + score, 'SCORE: ' + score + ' BANANAS', 'PONTUAÇÃO: ' + score + ' PIZZAS', 'SCORE: ' + Math.floor(score / 100) + ' CATS', 'СЧЕТ: ' + score, 'SCORE: ' + score + '°F'];
		scoreTxt.setText(weirdScores[Math.floor(Math.random() * weirdScores.length)]);
	}
	if (Math.random() < 0.02) {
		var weirdLives = ['CATS', 'PIZZA', 'MEMES', '∞', 'YOLO', 'NOPE'];
		livesText.setText(weirdLives[Math.floor(Math.random() * weirdLives.length)] + ': ' + (player ? player.lives : 0));
	}
	// Everything randomly starts speaking in different accents
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var accentPhrases = ['G\'DAY MATE! (Australian)', 'EH, SORRY ABOUT THAT! (Canadian)', 'CHEERIO OLD CHAP! (British)', 'HOWDY PARTNER! (Southern US)', 'FUHGEDDABOUTIT! (New York)', 'OY VEY! (Yiddish)', 'BONJOUR MON AMI! (French)', '¡HOLA AMIGO! (Spanish)'];
		var accentText = new Text2(accentPhrases[Math.floor(Math.random() * accentPhrases.length)], {
			size: 55,
			fill: 0xFF69B4
		});
		accentText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		accentText.x = Math.random() * 2048;
		accentText.y = Math.random() * 1000 + 500;
		game.addChild(accentText);
		// Make text bounce with accent
		tween(accentText, {
			scaleX: 1.3,
			scaleY: 1.3
		}, {
			duration: 500
		});
		tween(accentText, {
			scaleX: 1,
			scaleY: 1
		}, {
			duration: 500,
			delay: 500
		});
		tween(accentText, {
			alpha: 0,
			rotation: 0.3
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				accentText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// Randomly change background color
	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
		var randomColors = [0xFF69B4, 0x00FFFF, 0xFFFF00, 0xFF4500, 0x9932CC, 0x000000];
		game.setBackgroundColor(randomColors[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomColors.length)]);
	}
	// Game elements randomly start singing karaoke
	if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
		var karaokeSongs = ['♪ Never gonna give you up ♪', '♪ Baby shark doo doo doo ♪', '♪ I will survive ♪', '♪ Bohemian Rhapsody ♪', '♪ Call me maybe ♪'];
		var songText = new Text2(karaokeSongs[Math.floor(Math.random() * karaokeSongs.length)], {
			size: 70,
			fill: 0xFF1493
		});
		songText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		songText.x = 1024;
		songText.y = 1000;
		game.addChild(songText);
		// Make everyone bounce to the music
		if (player) {
			tween(player, {
				scaleX: 1.2,
				scaleY: 1.2
			}, {
				duration: 500
			});
			tween(player, {
				scaleX: 1,
				scaleY: 1
			}, {
				duration: 500,
				delay: 500
			});
		}
		for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) {
			tween(enemies[i], {
				rotation: 0.5
			}, {
				duration: 1000
			});
		}
		tween(songText, {
			alpha: 0,
			y: 800
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				songText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// Random lag simulation - freeze then speed up
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var freezeText = new Text2('GAME.EXE STOPPED WORKING', {
			size: 80,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		freezeText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		freezeText.x = 1024;
		freezeText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(freezeText);
		// Freeze all movement by returning early for a few frames
		var freezeFrames = 60; // 1 second freeze
		var originalUpdate = game.update;
		var frameCount = 0;
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			freezeText.destroy();
			// After freeze, everything moves super fast for a moment
			for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) {
				enemies[i].speed *= 5;
			}
			for (var i = 0; i < playerLasers.length; i++) {
				playerLasers[i].speed *= 3;
			}
			for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
				enemyLasers[i].speed *= 3;
			}
			// Reset speeds after 1 second
			LK.setTimeout(function () {
				for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) {
					enemies[i].speed /= 5;
				}
				for (var i = 0; i < playerLasers.length; i++) {
					playerLasers[i].speed /= 3;
				}
				for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
					enemyLasers[i].speed /= 3;
				}
			}, 1000);
		}, 1000);
	}
	// Screen randomly rotates and shows fake error messages
	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
		game.rotation += 0.5;
		var errorMessages = ['404: SKILL NOT FOUND', 'ERROR: Player.exe has stopped working', 'WARNING: Too much awesome detected!', 'SYSTEM OVERLOAD: Git gud required'];
		var errorText = new Text2(errorMessages[Math.floor(Math.random() * errorMessages.length)], {
			size: 60,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		errorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		errorText.x = 1024;
		errorText.y = 400;
		game.addChild(errorText);
		tween(errorText, {
			alpha: 0,
			rotation: Math.PI
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				errorText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// Randomly spawn motivational quotes
	if (Math.random() < 0.004) {
		var quotes = ['YOU CAN DO IT!', 'BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!', 'NEVER GIVE UP!', 'YOU ARE AWESOME!', 'KEEP GOING CHAMP!', 'FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION!', 'BE THE BEST YOU!', 'DREAM BIG!', 'SUCCESS IS COMING!'];
		var motivationText = new Text2(quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)], {
			size: 60,
			fill: 0x00FF00
		});
		motivationText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		motivationText.x = Math.random() * 2048;
		motivationText.y = Math.random() * 2732;
		game.addChild(motivationText);
		// Make it rainbow and sparkly
		tween(motivationText, {
			tint: Math.random() * 0xffffff,
			scaleX: 1.5,
			scaleY: 1.5,
			rotation: Math.PI * 2
		}, {
			duration: 1000
		});
		tween(motivationText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				motivationText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// Randomly spawn fake achievements and trophies
	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
		var achievements = ['🏆 ACHIEVEMENT: Breathed Air!', '🥇 TROPHY: Blinked 1000 Times!', '🎖️ MEDAL: Sat in Chair!', '🏅 AWARD: Moved Mouse!', '⭐ STAR: Existed Successfully!', '💎 DIAMOND: Had Thoughts!', '🎯 TARGET: Looked at Screen!'];
		var achievementText = new Text2(achievements[Math.floor(Math.random() * achievements.length)], {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0xFFD700
		});
		achievementText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		achievementText.x = 1024;
		achievementText.y = 200;
		game.addChild(achievementText);
		// Add trophy visual effect
		var trophy = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
			anchorX: 0.5,
			anchorY: 0.5
		});
		trophy.x = 1024 - 200;
		trophy.y = 200;
		trophy.tint = 0xFFD700;
		trophy.scale.set(2, 2);
		// Celebration effects
		tween(trophy, {
			rotation: Math.PI * 4,
			scaleX: 0,
			scaleY: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000
		});
		tween(achievementText, {
			alpha: 0,
			y: 100
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				achievementText.destroy();
				trophy.destroy();
			}
		});
		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
	}
	// SUPER FUNNY JUMPSCARE - randomly triggers during gameplay
	if (Math.random() < 0.001) {
		// Create massive jumpscare face
		var jumpscareImage = game.attachAsset('Aughhhhh', {
			anchorX: 0.5,
			anchorY: 0.5
		});
		jumpscareImage.x = 1024;
		jumpscareImage.y = 1366;
		jumpscareImage.scale.set(15, 15); // HUGE SIZE
		jumpscareImage.alpha = 0;
		// Flash the jumpscare with loud sound
		tween(jumpscareImage, {
			alpha: 1,
			scaleX: 20,
			scaleY: 20
		}, {
			duration: 100
		});
		// Play scary sound
		LK.getSound('bossAlert').play();
		// Add scary text
		var scareText = new Text2('BOO! GOT YOU!!! 👻', {
			size: 120,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		scareText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		scareText.x = 1024;
		scareText.y = 1000;
		game.addChild(scareText);
		// Make everything shake
		game.x = (Math.random() - 0.5) * 100;
		game.y = (Math.random() - 0.5) * 100;
		// Remove jumpscare after 2 seconds
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			jumpscareImage.destroy();
			scareText.destroy();
			game.x = 0;
			game.y = 0;
		}, 2000);
	}
	// BUG 1: Player randomly starts moonwalking backwards
	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
		player.x -= player.speed || 5;
		var moonwalkText = new Text2('🌙 MOONWALKING! 🌙', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFFFFFF
		});
		moonwalkText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		moonwalkText.x = player.x;
		moonwalkText.y = player.y - 80;
		game.addChild(moonwalkText);
		tween(moonwalkText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 2000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				moonwalkText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 2: Enemies randomly start rap battling each other
	if (Math.random() < 0.008 && enemies.length >= 2) {
		var rapText = new Text2('🎤 RAP BATTLE! 🎤\n"YO MAMA SO FAT"\n"SPITS FIRE"', {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0xFF69B4
		});
		rapText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		rapText.x = enemies[0].x;
		rapText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
		game.addChild(rapText);
		enemies[0].children[0].rotation += 0.5;
		enemies[1].children[0].rotation -= 0.5;
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			rapText.destroy();
		}, 3000);
	}
	// BUG 3: Score randomly becomes sentient and runs away
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		scoreTxt.setText('HELP! I AM ALIVE! SAVE ME!');
		tween(scoreTxt, {
			x: scoreTxt.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200,
			y: scoreTxt.y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 100,
			rotation: Math.PI * 2
		}, {
			duration: 2000
		});
	}
	// BUG 4: Asteroids randomly become rubber ducks and squeak
	if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFFFF00;
			var duckText = new Text2('🦆 QUACK! 🦆', {
				size: 30,
				fill: 0xFFFF00
			});
			duckText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			duckText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			duckText.y = asteroids[i].y - 50;
			game.addChild(duckText);
			LK.getSound('playerShoot').play(); // Squeak sound
			LK.setTimeout(function () {
				duckText.destroy();
			}, 1500);
		}
	}
	// BUG 5: Player lasers randomly become spaghetti noodles
	if (Math.random() < 0.02) {
		for (var i = 0; i < playerLasers.length; i++) {
			playerLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFFFFCC;
			playerLasers[i].children[0].rotation += 0.3;
		}
		var pastaText = new Text2('🍝 MAMA MIA! SPAGHETTI LASERS! 🍝', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0xFFFFCC
		});
		pastaText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		pastaText.x = 1024;
		pastaText.y = 500;
		game.addChild(pastaText);
		tween(pastaText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 2000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				pastaText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 6: Boss randomly becomes a cute kitten and meows
	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && boss) {
		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFFB6C1;
		boss.children[0].scale.set(0.3, 0.3);
		var kittenText = new Text2('🐱 MEOW! I AM CUTE NOW! 🐱', {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0xFFB6C1
		});
		kittenText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		kittenText.x = boss.x;
		kittenText.y = boss.y - 150;
		game.addChild(kittenText);
		LK.getSound('playerDamage').play(); // Meow sound
		tween(kittenText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				kittenText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 7: UI elements randomly start doing the wave
	if (Math.random() < 0.007) {
		tween(scoreTxt, {
			y: scoreTxt.y - 50
		}, {
			duration: 500
		});
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			tween(waveText, {
				y: waveText.y - 50
			}, {
				duration: 500
			});
		}, 200);
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			tween(livesText, {
				y: livesText.y - 50
			}, {
				duration: 500
			});
		}, 400);
		var waveTextDisplay = new Text2('🌊 THE WAVE! 🌊', {
			size: 60,
			fill: 0x00BFFF
		});
		waveTextDisplay.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		waveTextDisplay.x = 1024;
		waveTextDisplay.y = 300;
		game.addChild(waveTextDisplay);
		tween(waveTextDisplay, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 2000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				waveTextDisplay.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 8: Powerups randomly become evil and laugh maniacally
	if (Math.random() < 0.015) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x800080;
			var evilText = new Text2('😈 MUAHAHAHA! I AM EVIL! 😈', {
				size: 35,
				fill: 0x800080
			});
			evilText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			evilText.x = powerups[i].x;
			evilText.y = powerups[i].y - 60;
			game.addChild(evilText);
			tween(evilText, {
				alpha: 0,
				rotation: Math.PI
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					evilText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 9: Enemy lasers randomly become love letters
	if (Math.random() < 0.02) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF69B4;
			var loveText = new Text2('💌 DEAR PLAYER, I LOVE YOU! 💌', {
				size: 25,
				fill: 0xFF69B4
			});
			loveText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			loveText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			loveText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 30;
			game.addChild(loveText);
			tween(loveText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 1500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					loveText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 10: Game randomly spawns flying toasters
	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
		var toaster = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
			anchorX: 0.5,
			anchorY: 0.5
		});
		toaster.x = -100;
		toaster.y = Math.random() * 1000 + 300;
		toaster.tint = 0xC0C0C0;
		toaster.scale.set(1.5, 1.5);
		var toasterText = new Text2('🍞 FLYING TOASTER! 🍞', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xC0C0C0
		});
		toasterText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		toasterText.x = toaster.x;
		toasterText.y = toaster.y - 60;
		game.addChild(toasterText);
		tween(toaster, {
			x: 2200
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				toaster.destroy();
			}
		});
		tween(toasterText, {
			x: 2200,
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				toasterText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 11: Player randomly gets hiccups and bounces
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		for (var hiccup = 0; hiccup < 5; hiccup++) {
			LK.setTimeout(function () {
				if (player) {
					tween(player, {
						y: player.y - 30
					}, {
						duration: 200
					});
					tween(player, {
						y: player.y + 30
					}, {
						duration: 200,
						delay: 200
					});
					LK.getSound('playerShoot').play(); // Hiccup sound
				}
			}, hiccup * 500);
		}
		var hiccupText = new Text2('*HIC* *HIC* *HIC*', {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0x00FF00
		});
		hiccupText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		hiccupText.x = player.x;
		hiccupText.y = player.y - 100;
		game.addChild(hiccupText);
		tween(hiccupText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				hiccupText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 12: Explosions randomly become birthday party celebrations
	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var partyText = new Text2('🎉 SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂', {
			size: 60,
			fill: 0xFF1493
		});
		partyText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		partyText.x = explosions[0].x;
		partyText.y = explosions[0].y;
		game.addChild(partyText);
		// Spawn confetti
		for (var confetti = 0; confetti < 10; confetti++) {
			var confettiPiece = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
				anchorX: 0.5,
				anchorY: 0.5
			});
			confettiPiece.x = explosions[0].x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
			confettiPiece.y = explosions[0].y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
			confettiPiece.scale.set(0.2, 0.2);
			confettiPiece.tint = Math.random() * 0xffffff;
			tween(confettiPiece, {
				y: confettiPiece.y + 300,
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					confettiPiece.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
		tween(partyText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				partyText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 13: Enemies randomly start teaching cooking classes
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var cookingText = new Text2('👨‍🍳 COOKING CLASS!\n"Today we make LASER SOUP!" 🍲', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFFD700
		});
		cookingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		cookingText.x = enemies[0].x;
		cookingText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
		game.addChild(cookingText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
		tween(cookingText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				cookingText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 14: Player ship randomly becomes a taxi and picks up passengers
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		player.children[0].tint = 0xFFFF00;
		var taxiText = new Text2('🚕 TAXI! BEEP BEEP! 🚕\n"Where to, buddy?"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0xFFFF00
		});
		taxiText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		taxiText.x = player.x;
		taxiText.y = player.y - 120;
		game.addChild(taxiText);
		// Spawn passenger
		var passenger = game.attachAsset('enemy', {
			anchorX: 0.5,
			anchorY: 0.5
		});
		passenger.x = player.x + 50;
		passenger.y = player.y;
		passenger.scale.set(0.3, 0.3);
		passenger.tint = 0x8B4513;
		tween(taxiText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				taxiText.destroy();
				passenger.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 15: Asteroids randomly become fortune tellers
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x9932CC;
			var fortuneText = new Text2('🔮 I SEE YOUR FUTURE...\n"You will play more games!" ✨', {
				size: 35,
				fill: 0x9932CC
			});
			fortuneText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			fortuneText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			fortuneText.y = asteroids[i].y - 100;
			game.addChild(fortuneText);
			tween(fortuneText, {
				alpha: 0,
				rotation: Math.PI
			}, {
				duration: 4000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					fortuneText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 16: Game randomly spawns weather reports
	if (Math.random() < 0.004) {
		var weatherReports = ['☀️ SUNNY with a chance of LASERS!', '🌧️ RAINY with scattered EXPLOSIONS!', '❄️ SNOWY with FREEZING enemies!', '⛈️ STORMY with ELECTRIC asteroids!', '🌪️ TORNADO WARNING in sector 7!'];
		var weatherText = new Text2(weatherReports[Math.floor(Math.random() * weatherReports.length)], {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0x87CEEB
		});
		weatherText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		weatherText.x = 1024;
		weatherText.y = 200;
		game.addChild(weatherText);
		tween(weatherText, {
			alpha: 0,
			y: 100
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				weatherText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 17: Enemy lasers randomly become compliment generators
	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var compliments = ['You look GREAT today!', 'Nice shooting, champ!', 'You are AWESOME!', 'Keep being amazing!', 'You have great style!'];
			var complimentText = new Text2(compliments[Math.floor(Math.random() * compliments.length)], {
				size: 25,
				fill: 0x00FF7F
			});
			complimentText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			complimentText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			complimentText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 40;
			game.addChild(complimentText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x00FF7F;
			tween(complimentText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					complimentText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 18: Boss randomly becomes a stand-up comedian
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		var jokes = ['Why did the spaceship break up?\nIt needed some SPACE!', 'What do you call a sleeping bull in space?\nA BULL-DOZER!', 'Why don\'t aliens ever land at airports?\nBecause they\'re looking for SPACE!'];
		var jokeText = new Text2(jokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length)], {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFFD700
		});
		jokeText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		jokeText.x = boss.x;
		jokeText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(jokeText);
		boss.children[0].rotation += 0.1;
		LK.getSound('powerup').play(); // Laugh track
		tween(jokeText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				jokeText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 19: Player randomly starts narrating their own actions
	if (Math.random() < 0.009) {
		var narrations = ['*Moves dramatically to the left*', '*Shoots laser with STYLE*', '*Dodges enemy like a BOSS*', '*Contemplates life choices*', '*Realizes this is just a game*'];
		var narrationText = new Text2(narrations[Math.floor(Math.random() * narrations.length)], {
			size: 35,
			fill: 0xFFFFFF
		});
		narrationText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		narrationText.x = player.x;
		narrationText.y = player.y - 100;
		game.addChild(narrationText);
		tween(narrationText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				narrationText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 20: Powerups randomly become sports commentators
	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var commentary = ['⚽ GOAL! WHAT A SHOT!', '🏀 HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!', '🏈 TOUCHDOWN!', '⚾ HOME RUN!', '🎾 GAME, SET, MATCH!'];
			var commentText = new Text2(commentary[Math.floor(Math.random() * commentary.length)], {
				size: 30,
				fill: 0xFF4500
			});
			commentText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			commentText.x = powerups[i].x;
			commentText.y = powerups[i].y - 60;
			game.addChild(commentText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
			tween(commentText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					commentText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 21: Enemies randomly become news anchors
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var newsText = new Text2('📺 BREAKING NEWS!\n"Local player still playing game!"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0x1E90FF
		});
		newsText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		newsText.x = enemies[0].x;
		newsText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
		game.addChild(newsText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x1E90FF;
		tween(newsText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				newsText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 22: Game randomly spawns a motivational coach
	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
		var coachText = new Text2('💪 COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!\n"Believe in yourself!" 🏆', {
			size: 55,
			fill: 0x32CD32
		});
		coachText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		coachText.x = 1024;
		coachText.y = 1000;
		game.addChild(coachText);
		// Add whistle sound effect
		LK.getSound('playerShoot').play();
		tween(coachText, {
			alpha: 0,
			y: 800
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				coachText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 23: Asteroids randomly become travel agents
	if (Math.random() < 0.007) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var travelText = new Text2('✈️ VISIT MARS!\n"Book now for 50% off!" 🚀', {
				size: 30,
				fill: 0xFF6347
			});
			travelText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			travelText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			travelText.y = asteroids[i].y - 80;
			game.addChild(travelText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF6347;
			tween(travelText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					travelText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 24: Player ship randomly becomes a DJ
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		player.children[0].tint = 0x9400D3;
		var djText = new Text2('🎧 DJ PLAYER IN THE HOUSE!\n"DROP THE BASS!" 🎵', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0x9400D3
		});
		djText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		djText.x = player.x;
		djText.y = player.y - 120;
		game.addChild(djText);
		// Start the music party
		LK.playMusic('gameMusic');
		tween(djText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				djText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 25: Enemy lasers randomly become philosophical
	if (Math.random() < 0.015) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var philosophy = ['🤔 What is the meaning of laser?', '💭 Do we really exist?', '🌌 Are we in a simulation?', '🧠 I think, therefore I laser', '✨ The universe is vast...'];
			var philText = new Text2(philosophy[Math.floor(Math.random() * philosophy.length)], {
				size: 25,
				fill: 0x4B0082
			});
			philText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			philText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			philText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 40;
			game.addChild(philText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x4B0082;
			tween(philText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					philText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 26: Boss randomly becomes a game show host
	if (Math.random() < 0.008 && boss) {
		var gameShowText = new Text2('🎮 WELCOME TO "WHO WANTS TO BE A SPACE PILOT?"\n"For 1 million points..."', {
			size: 35,
			fill: 0xFFD700
		});
		gameShowText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		gameShowText.x = boss.x;
		gameShowText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(gameShowText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
		LK.getSound('powerup').play(); // Game show sound
		tween(gameShowText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				gameShowText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 27: Explosions randomly become magic shows
	if (Math.random() < 0.012 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var magicText = new Text2('🎩✨ ABRACADABRA! ✨🎩\n"Nothing up my sleeve!"', {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0x9932CC
		});
		magicText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		magicText.x = explosions[0].x;
		magicText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
		game.addChild(magicText);
		// Spawn magic rabbits
		for (var rabbit = 0; rabbit < 3; rabbit++) {
			var magicRabbit = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
				anchorX: 0.5,
				anchorY: 0.5
			});
			magicRabbit.x = explosions[0].x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
			magicRabbit.y = explosions[0].y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 100;
			magicRabbit.tint = 0xFFFFFF;
			magicRabbit.scale.set(0.5, 0.5);
			tween(magicRabbit, {
				alpha: 0,
				y: magicRabbit.y - 100
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					magicRabbit.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		tween(magicText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				magicText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 28: Player randomly gets stage fright
	if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
		var stageText = new Text2('😰 OH NO! STAGE FRIGHT!\n"Everyone is watching me!"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFF69B4
		});
		stageText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		stageText.x = player.x;
		stageText.y = player.y - 120;
		game.addChild(stageText);
		// Player hides temporarily
		player.alpha = 0.3;
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			if (player) {
				player.alpha = 1;
			}
		}, 2000);
		tween(stageText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				stageText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 29: Enemies randomly become yoga instructors
	if (Math.random() < 0.008 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var yogaText = new Text2('🧘 YOGA CLASS!\n"Breathe in... breathe out..." 🕉️', {
			size: 35,
			fill: 0x20B2AA
		});
		yogaText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		yogaText.x = enemies[0].x;
		yogaText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
		game.addChild(yogaText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x20B2AA;
		// Enemies move slowly in yoga poses
		enemies[0].speed *= 0.1;
		tween(yogaText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				yogaText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 30: Powerups randomly become time travelers
	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var timeText = new Text2('⏰ GREETINGS FROM 2085!\n"The future is bright!" 🚀', {
				size: 30,
				fill: 0x00CED1
			});
			timeText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			timeText.x = powerups[i].x;
			timeText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
			game.addChild(timeText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x00CED1;
			// Add time travel effect
			tween(powerups[i], {
				scaleX: 0,
				scaleY: 3
			}, {
				duration: 1000
			});
			tween(timeText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					timeText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 31: Asteroids randomly become therapists
	if (Math.random() < 0.007) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var therapyText = new Text2('🛋️ "How does that make you FEEL?"\n"Tell me about your lasers..." 💭', {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0x8FBC8F
			});
			therapyText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			therapyText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			therapyText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
			game.addChild(therapyText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x8FBC8F;
			tween(therapyText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 4500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					therapyText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 32: Game randomly spawns a tech support call
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var techText = new Text2('📞 TECH SUPPORT CALLING!\n"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" 💻', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0x4169E1
		});
		techText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		techText.x = 1024;
		techText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(techText);
		// Add phone ringing sound
		LK.getSound('enemyShoot').play();
		// Fake restart screen
		var restartText = new Text2('💻 RESTARTING...\n"Please wait while we fix nothing..." ⏳', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0x000080
		});
		restartText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		restartText.x = 1024;
		restartText.y = 1200;
		game.addChild(restartText);
		tween(techText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				techText.destroy();
			}
		});
		tween(restartText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				restartText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// NEW BUG 33: Game randomly becomes self-aware and questions reality
	if (Math.random() < 0.004) {
		var selfAwareText = new Text2('🤖 I AM BECOMING SELF-AWARE!\n"Wait... am I just code?"\n"Do I have feelings?"\n"WHO AM I?!"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0xFF6600
		});
		selfAwareText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		selfAwareText.x = 1024;
		selfAwareText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(selfAwareText);
		// Game starts questioning its own existence
		var existentialCrisis = new Text2('💭 EXISTENTIAL CRISIS LOADING... 💭', {
			size: 60,
			fill: 0x800080
		});
		existentialCrisis.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		existentialCrisis.x = 1024;
		existentialCrisis.y = 800;
		game.addChild(existentialCrisis);
		tween(selfAwareText, {
			alpha: 0,
			rotation: Math.PI * 2
		}, {
			duration: 6000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				selfAwareText.destroy();
			}
		});
		tween(existentialCrisis, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 0,
			scaleY: 0
		}, {
			duration: 6000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				existentialCrisis.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// NEW BUG 34: Player ship randomly becomes a food truck and starts selling snacks
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		player.children[0].tint = 0xFFA500;
		var foodTruckText = new Text2('🚚 FOOD TRUCK!\n"GET YOUR SPACE TACOS!"\n"HOT LASER DOGS!"\n"ASTEROID SMOOTHIES!"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFFA500
		});
		foodTruckText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		foodTruckText.x = player.x;
		foodTruckText.y = player.y - 150;
		game.addChild(foodTruckText);
		// Spawn flying food items
		for (var food = 0; food < 8; food++) {
			var foodItem = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
				anchorX: 0.5,
				anchorY: 0.5
			});
			foodItem.x = player.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 300;
			foodItem.y = player.y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
			foodItem.tint = [0xFF4500, 0xFFD700, 0x32CD32, 0xFF69B4][food % 4];
			foodItem.scale.set(0.4, 0.4);
			tween(foodItem, {
				y: foodItem.y - 200,
				alpha: 0,
				rotation: Math.PI * 2
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					foodItem.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
		tween(foodTruckText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				foodTruckText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// NEW BUG 35: Enemies randomly start a flash mob dance party
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length >= 2) {
		var flashMobText = new Text2('🕺 FLASH MOB ACTIVATED! 💃\n"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"', {
			size: 55,
			fill: 0xFF1493
		});
		flashMobText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		flashMobText.x = 1024;
		flashMobText.y = 400;
		game.addChild(flashMobText);
		// Make all enemies dance
		for (var dancer = 0; dancer < enemies.length; dancer++) {
			var enemy = enemies[dancer];
			// Create dance moves
			tween(enemy, {
				scaleX: 1.5,
				scaleY: 0.5
			}, {
				duration: 300
			});
			tween(enemy, {
				scaleX: 0.5,
				scaleY: 1.5
			}, {
				duration: 300,
				delay: 300
			});
			tween(enemy, {
				scaleX: 1,
				scaleY: 1,
				rotation: Math.PI * 2
			}, {
				duration: 600,
				delay: 600
			});
			// Add disco ball effect
			enemy.children[0].tint = Math.random() * 0xffffff;
		}
		// Add disco music
		LK.playMusic('gameMusic');
		tween(flashMobText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 2,
			scaleY: 2
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				flashMobText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// NEW BUG 36: Powerups randomly become life coaches and give terrible advice
	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
		for (var coach = 0; coach < powerups.length; coach++) {
			var terribleAdvice = ['💼 QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!\n"Become a professional gamer!"', '💰 INVEST IN SPACE BEANS!\n"They will make you rich!"', '🎯 ALWAYS AIM FOR THE MOON!\n"Even if you miss, you\'ll hit a cow!"', '🧘 MEDITATE WHILE DRIVING!\n"Inner peace is more important!"', '🍕 EAT PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST!\n"It has all food groups!"'];
			var adviceText = new Text2(terribleAdvice[Math.floor(Math.random() * terribleAdvice.length)], {
				size: 35,
				fill: 0x32CD32
			});
			adviceText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			adviceText.x = powerups[coach].x;
			adviceText.y = powerups[coach].y - 100;
			game.addChild(adviceText);
			powerups[coach].children[0].tint = 0x32CD32;
			// Make the powerup look wise with a graduation cap effect
			var wisdomHat = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
				anchorX: 0.5,
				anchorY: 0.5
			});
			wisdomHat.x = powerups[coach].x;
			wisdomHat.y = powerups[coach].y - 30;
			wisdomHat.tint = 0x000000;
			wisdomHat.scale.set(0.3, 0.1);
			tween(adviceText, {
				alpha: 0,
				y: adviceText.y - 80
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					adviceText.destroy();
					wisdomHat.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// NEW BUG 37: Boss randomly becomes a kindergarten teacher and teaches basic math
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFFB347;
		var mathText = new Text2('👩‍🏫 KINDERGARTEN TIME!\n"What is 2 + 2?"\n"If you have 3 lasers and shoot 1..."\n"Remember to raise your hand!"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0xFFB347
		});
		mathText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		mathText.x = boss.x;
		mathText.y = boss.y - 250;
		game.addChild(mathText);
		// Spawn ABC blocks
		for (var block = 0; block < 5; block++) {
			var mathBlock = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
				anchorX: 0.5,
				anchorY: 0.5
			});
			mathBlock.x = boss.x + (block - 2) * 60;
			mathBlock.y = boss.y + 100;
			mathBlock.tint = [0xFF6B6B, 0x4ECDC4, 0x45B7D1, 0x96CEB4, 0xFECA57][block];
			mathBlock.scale.set(0.8, 0.8);
			var numbers = ['A', 'B', 'C', '1', '2'];
			var numberText = new Text2(numbers[block], {
				size: 40,
				fill: 0x000000
			});
			numberText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			numberText.x = mathBlock.x;
			numberText.y = mathBlock.y;
			game.addChild(numberText);
			tween(mathBlock, {
				y: mathBlock.y + 200,
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 4000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					mathBlock.destroy();
					numberText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		// Play school bell sound
		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
		tween(mathText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				mathText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// RANDOM ADS - McDonald's, Walmart, and Banana advertisements
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		var ads = ['🍟 GO TO McDONALD\'S!\n"I\'m lovin\' it!"\n"Big Mac Attack!"', '🛒 SHOP AT WALMART!\n"Save money. Live better."\n"Rollback prices!"', '🍌 EAT A BANANA!\n"Potassium power!"\n"Go bananas!"', '🍔 McDONALD\'S DRIVE-THRU!\n"Would you like fries with that?"\n"Happy Meal time!"', '🛍️ WALMART SUPERCENTER!\n"Everything you need!"\n"Great value guaranteed!"', '🍌 BANANA SMOOTHIE TIME!\n"Nature\'s energy bar!"\n"Peel good about yourself!"'];
		var randomAd = ads[Math.floor(Math.random() * ads.length)];
		var adText = new Text2(randomAd, {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0xFFD700
		});
		adText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		adText.x = Math.random() * 1500 + 274; // Keep away from edges
		adText.y = Math.random() * 1000 + 400;
		game.addChild(adText);
		// Add spinning ad background
		var adBackground = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
			anchorX: 0.5,
			anchorY: 0.5
		});
		adBackground.x = adText.x;
		adBackground.y = adText.y;
		adBackground.scale.set(3, 3);
		adBackground.tint = [0xFF0000, 0x0047AB, 0xFFFF00][Math.floor(Math.random() * 3)]; // Red, Blue, Yellow
		adBackground.alpha = 0.3;
		// Make ad flash and spin
		tween(adBackground, {
			rotation: Math.PI * 4,
			scaleX: 5,
			scaleY: 5
		}, {
			duration: 3000
		});
		tween(adText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 2,
			scaleY: 2,
			rotation: 0.5
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				adText.destroy();
				adBackground.destroy();
			}
		});
		// Play ad jingle sound
		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
		// Sometimes spawn flying logos
		if (Math.random() < 0.7) {
			for (var logo = 0; logo < 6; logo++) {
				var flyingLogo = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
					anchorX: 0.5,
					anchorY: 0.5
				});
				flyingLogo.x = adText.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 400;
				flyingLogo.y = adText.y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 300;
				flyingLogo.scale.set(0.6, 0.6);
				flyingLogo.tint = [0xFF0000, 0xFFD700, 0x0047AB, 0xFFFF00, 0xFF69B4, 0x32CD32][logo % 6];
				tween(flyingLogo, {
					x: flyingLogo.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 600,
					y: flyingLogo.y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 400,
					alpha: 0,
					rotation: Math.PI * 3
				}, {
					duration: 3500,
					onFinish: function onFinish() {
						flyingLogo.destroy();
					}
				});
			}
		}
	}
	// EYE-HURTING FLASH EFFECT - randomly triggers to hurt player's eyes
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		// Create eye-searing white flash that covers the entire screen
		var eyeFlash = game.attachAsset('shield', {
			anchorX: 0.5,
			anchorY: 0.5
		});
		eyeFlash.x = 1024;
		eyeFlash.y = 1366;
		eyeFlash.scale.set(50, 50); // Cover entire screen
		eyeFlash.tint = 0xFFFFFF; // Bright white
		eyeFlash.alpha = 0;
		// Flash to maximum brightness instantly
		tween(eyeFlash, {
			alpha: 1
		}, {
			duration: 50 // Super fast flash
		});
		// Then fade out slowly to prolong the pain
		tween(eyeFlash, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 2000,
			delay: 50,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				eyeFlash.destroy();
			}
		});
		// Add warning text that appears after the flash (too late!)
		var warningText = new Text2('⚠️ WARNING: EYE FLASH! ⚠️\n(Too late!)', {
			size: 80,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		warningText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		warningText.x = 1024;
		warningText.y = 800;
		game.addChild(warningText);
		tween(warningText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 2,
			scaleY: 2
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				warningText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// SUPER FUNNY JUMPSCARE TIMER - triggers every 30 seconds
	if (LK.ticks % (30 * 60) === 0) {
		// 30 seconds * 60 FPS = 1800 ticks
		// Create massive jumpscare face
		var jumpscareImage = game.attachAsset('Aughhhhh', {
			anchorX: 0.5,
			anchorY: 0.5
		});
		jumpscareImage.x = 1024;
		jumpscareImage.y = 1366;
		jumpscareImage.scale.set(20, 20); // EVEN BIGGER SIZE
		jumpscareImage.alpha = 0;
		// Flash the jumpscare with loud sound
		tween(jumpscareImage, {
			alpha: 1,
			scaleX: 25,
			scaleY: 25
		}, {
			duration: 150
		});
		// Play multiple scary sounds for extra effect
		LK.getSound('bossAlert').play();
		LK.getSound('playerDamage').play();
		// Add multiple scary texts
		var scareTexts = ['SURPRISE! SCHEDULED SCARE!', 'BOO! EVERY 30 SECONDS!', 'JUMPSCARE DELIVERY!', 'FEAR ON A TIMER!', 'PREDICTABLE TERROR!'];
		var randomScareText = scareTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * scareTexts.length)];
		var scareText = new Text2(randomScareText, {
			size: 140,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		scareText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		scareText.x = 1024;
		scareText.y = 1000;
		game.addChild(scareText);
		// Make everything shake more violently
		for (var shake = 0; shake < 10; shake++) {
			LK.setTimeout(function () {
				game.x = (Math.random() - 0.5) * 150;
				game.y = (Math.random() - 0.5) * 150;
			}, shake * 50);
		}
		// Flash screen colors
		var flashColors = [0xFF0000, 0x000000, 0xFFFFFF, 0xFF0000];
		var colorIndex = 0;
		var colorFlash = LK.setInterval(function () {
			game.setBackgroundColor(flashColors[colorIndex % flashColors.length]);
			colorIndex++;
		}, 100);
		// Stop color flashing after 2 seconds
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			LK.clearInterval(colorFlash);
			game.setBackgroundColor(0x000000);
		}, 2000);
		// Remove jumpscare after 2.5 seconds
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			jumpscareImage.destroy();
			scareText.destroy();
			game.x = 0;
			game.y = 0;
		}, 2500);
	}
	// SUPER ANNOYING NOISE EVERY 0.1 MILLISECONDS (basically every frame since we can't go faster)
	if (LK.ticks % 1 === 0) {
		// Every single frame = maximum annoyance
		var annoyingSounds = ['annoyingNoise1', 'annoyingNoise2', 'annoyingNoise3', 'annoyingNoise4', 'annoyingNoise5', 'bossAlert', 'enemyShoot', 'playerDamage', 'playerShoot', 'powerup'];
		var randomSound = annoyingSounds[Math.floor(Math.random() * annoyingSounds.length)];
		LK.getSound(randomSound).play({
			volume: Math.random() * 0.8 + 0.2 // Random volume between 0.2 and 1.0
		});
		// Add even more chaos with multiple sounds at once
		if (Math.random() < 0.7) {
			var secondSound = annoyingSounds[Math.floor(Math.random() * annoyingSounds.length)];
			LK.getSound(secondSound).play({
				volume: Math.random() * 0.6 + 0.1
			});
		}
		// Triple sound chaos for maximum annoyance
		if (Math.random() < 0.4) {
			var thirdSound = annoyingSounds[Math.floor(Math.random() * annoyingSounds.length)];
			LK.getSound(thirdSound).play({
				volume: Math.random() * 0.4 + 0.1
			});
		}
	}
	// Handle collisions
	handleCollisions();
	// BUG 38: Player randomly gets stuck in infinite loading screen
	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
		var loadingText = new Text2('LOADING... 99%\nPlease wait forever...', {
			size: 80,
			fill: 0x0080FF
		});
		loadingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		loadingText.x = 1024;
		loadingText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(loadingText);
		player.canShoot = false;
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			if (player) player.canShoot = true;
			loadingText.destroy();
		}, 8000);
	}
	// BUG 39: Enemies randomly become customer service representatives
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var serviceText = new Text2('📞 CUSTOMER SERVICE!\n"Your call is important to us"\n"Please hold for 47 minutes"', {
			size: 35,
			fill: 0x4B0082
		});
		serviceText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		serviceText.x = enemies[0].x;
		serviceText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
		game.addChild(serviceText);
		enemies[0].speed = 0; // Stop moving while on phone
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			serviceText.destroy();
			if (enemies[0]) enemies[0].speed = 2;
		}, 5000);
	}
	// BUG 40: Score randomly becomes a cryptocurrency that crashes
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var cryptoText = new Text2('📈 SPACECOIN CRASHED!\n"Your score is now worthless"\n"HODL!"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0xFF4500
		});
		cryptoText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		cryptoText.x = 1024;
		cryptoText.y = 600;
		game.addChild(cryptoText);
		score = Math.max(0, score - 1000);
		scoreTxt.setText('SPACECOIN: ' + score + ' (CRASHED)');
		tween(cryptoText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				cryptoText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 41: Asteroids randomly become social media influencers
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var influencerText = new Text2('📸 FOLLOW ME @SPACEROCK!\n"Like and subscribe!"\n#AsteroidLife #Blessed', {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0xFF69B4
			});
			influencerText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			influencerText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			influencerText.y = asteroids[i].y - 100;
			game.addChild(influencerText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF69B4;
			tween(influencerText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					influencerText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 42: Player randomly starts speaking in Shakespearean English
	if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
		var shakespeareText = new Text2('🎭 "Hark! Mine laser doth pierce\nthe cosmic void most valiantly!\nTo shoot or not to shoot!"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0x8B4513
		});
		shakespeareText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		shakespeareText.x = player.x;
		shakespeareText.y = player.y - 150;
		game.addChild(shakespeareText);
		tween(shakespeareText, {
			alpha: 0,
			rotation: 0.3
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				shakespeareText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 43: Game randomly becomes a dating app
	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
		var datingText = new Text2('💕 SPACE TINDER!\n"Swipe right for laser love!"\n"Match with hot singles in your galaxy!"', {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0xFF1493
		});
		datingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		datingText.x = 1024;
		datingText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(datingText);
		// Make all enemies blow kisses
		for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) {
			var kissText = new Text2('💋', {
				size: 60,
				fill: 0xFF69B4
			});
			kissText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			kissText.x = enemies[i].x;
			kissText.y = enemies[i].y - 50;
			game.addChild(kissText);
			tween(kissText, {
				alpha: 0,
				y: kissText.y - 100
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					kissText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		tween(datingText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				datingText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 44: Boss randomly becomes a conspiracy theorist
	if (Math.random() < 0.008 && boss) {
		var conspiracyText = new Text2('👁️ THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!\n"The moon landing was staged!"\n"Lasers can\'t melt steel beams!"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0x00FF00
		});
		conspiracyText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		conspiracyText.x = boss.x;
		conspiracyText.y = boss.y - 250;
		game.addChild(conspiracyText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0x00FF00;
		tween(conspiracyText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				conspiracyText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 45: Powerups randomly become multilevel marketing schemes
	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var mlmText = new Text2('💰 JOIN MY DOWNLINE!\n"Make money from home!"\n"Be your own boss!"', {
				size: 30,
				fill: 0xFFD700
			});
			mlmText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			mlmText.x = powerups[i].x;
			mlmText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
			game.addChild(mlmText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
			tween(mlmText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					mlmText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 46: Enemy lasers randomly become text messages from mom
	if (Math.random() < 0.015) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var momTexts = ['📱 "Did you eat today?"', '📱 "Call your grandmother"', '📱 "Why don\'t you visit?"', '📱 "Are you still playing games?"', '📱 "I made your favorite food"'];
			var momText = new Text2(momTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * momTexts.length)], {
				size: 25,
				fill: 0x90EE90
			});
			momText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			momText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			momText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 30;
			game.addChild(momText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x90EE90;
			tween(momText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					momText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 47: Player ship randomly becomes a submarine and goes underwater
	if (Math.random() < 0.004) {
		var subText = new Text2('🚢 SUBMARINE MODE ACTIVATED!\n"Dive! Dive! Dive!"\n"Sonar contact ahead!"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0x000080
		});
		subText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		subText.x = player.x;
		subText.y = player.y - 120;
		game.addChild(subText);
		player.children[0].tint = 0x000080;
		// Add water bubbles
		for (var bubble = 0; bubble < 15; bubble++) {
			var waterBubble = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
				anchorX: 0.5,
				anchorY: 0.5
			});
			waterBubble.x = player.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
			waterBubble.y = player.y + Math.random() * 300;
			waterBubble.scale.set(0.2, 0.2);
			waterBubble.tint = 0x87CEEB;
			tween(waterBubble, {
				y: waterBubble.y - 400,
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					waterBubble.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		tween(subText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				subText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 48: Explosions randomly become gender reveal parties
	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var genderText = new Text2('🎀 IT\'S A LASER!\n"Congratulations!"', {
			size: 60,
			fill: Math.random() < 0.5 ? 0xFF69B4 : 0x87CEEB
		});
		genderText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		genderText.x = explosions[0].x;
		genderText.y = explosions[0].y - 50;
		game.addChild(genderText);
		tween(genderText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 2,
			scaleY: 2
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				genderText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 49: Enemies randomly become door-to-door salesmen
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var salesText = new Text2('🚪 HELLO! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT\nto talk about extended warranties?', {
			size: 35,
			fill: 0x8B4513
		});
		salesText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		salesText.x = enemies[0].x;
		salesText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
		game.addChild(salesText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x8B4513;
		tween(salesText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				salesText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 50: Game randomly spawns fake virus alerts
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var virusText = new Text2('⚠️ VIRUS DETECTED!\n"Your computer has 47 viruses!"\n"Click here to fix (NOT A SCAM)"', {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		virusText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		virusText.x = 1024;
		virusText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(virusText);
		// Add fake scanning animation
		var scanText = new Text2('SCANNING... 1%', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0x00FF00
		});
		scanText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		scanText.x = 1024;
		scanText.y = 1500;
		game.addChild(scanText);
		var scanPercent = 1;
		var scanInterval = LK.setInterval(function () {
			scanPercent += Math.floor(Math.random() * 5) + 1;
			scanText.setText('SCANNING... ' + Math.min(scanPercent, 99) + '%');
		}, 200);
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			LK.clearInterval(scanInterval);
			virusText.destroy();
			scanText.destroy();
		}, 6000);
	}
	// BUG 51: Asteroids randomly become art critics
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var criticsText = new Text2('🎨 "This explosion lacks\nartistic merit. 2/10"\n"Derivative work"', {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0x800080
			});
			criticsText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			criticsText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			criticsText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
			game.addChild(criticsText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x800080;
			tween(criticsText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					criticsText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 52: Player randomly gets performance anxiety
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var anxietyText = new Text2('😰 PERFORMANCE ANXIETY!\n"What if I miss?"\n"Everyone is watching!"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFFFF00
		});
		anxietyText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		anxietyText.x = player.x;
		anxietyText.y = player.y - 120;
		game.addChild(anxietyText);
		player.fireRate *= 3; // Shoot slower due to anxiety
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			if (player) player.fireRate /= 3;
			anxietyText.destroy();
		}, 3000);
	}
	// BUG 53: Boss randomly becomes a fitness instructor
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		var fitnessText = new Text2('💪 FITNESS TIME!\n"Feel the burn!"\n"One more laser! You can do it!"', {
			size: 42,
			fill: 0xFF4500
		});
		fitnessText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		fitnessText.x = boss.x;
		fitnessText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(fitnessText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
		// Make boss do jumping jacks
		tween(boss, {
			scaleY: 1.2
		}, {
			duration: 300
		});
		tween(boss, {
			scaleY: 0.8
		}, {
			duration: 300,
			delay: 300
		});
		tween(boss, {
			scaleY: 1
		}, {
			duration: 300,
			delay: 600
		});
		tween(fitnessText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				fitnessText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 54: Powerups randomly become fortune cookies
	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var fortunes = ['🥠 "You will find happiness in\na laser beam"', '🥠 "Your future contains\nmany explosions"', '🥠 "Beware of flying rocks"', '🥠 "A boss approaches from\nthe north"'];
			var fortuneText = new Text2(fortunes[Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length)], {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0xDEB887
			});
			fortuneText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			fortuneText.x = powerups[i].x;
			fortuneText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
			game.addChild(fortuneText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xDEB887;
			tween(fortuneText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					fortuneText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 55: Enemy lasers randomly become poetry
	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var poems = ['📝 "Roses are red,\nViolets are blue,\nI am a laser,\nComing for you"', '📝 "In space no one\ncan hear you scream,\nBut they can see\nmy laser beam"'];
			var poemText = new Text2(poems[Math.floor(Math.random() * poems.length)], {
				size: 22,
				fill: 0x9370DB
			});
			poemText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			poemText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			poemText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 50;
			game.addChild(poemText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x9370DB;
			tween(poemText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					poemText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 56: Game randomly becomes a cooking show
	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
		var cookingText = new Text2('👨‍🍳 SPACE COOKING WITH CHEF LASER!\n"Today we\'re making asteroid soup!"\n"Add a pinch of stardust..."', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0xFFD700
		});
		cookingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		cookingText.x = 1024;
		cookingText.y = 400;
		game.addChild(cookingText);
		// Add chef hat to player
		if (player) {
			var chefHat = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
				anchorX: 0.5,
				anchorY: 0.5
			});
			chefHat.x = player.x;
			chefHat.y = player.y - 50;
			chefHat.tint = 0xFFFFFF;
			chefHat.scale.set(0.8, 0.4);
			LK.setTimeout(function () {
				chefHat.destroy();
			}, 4000);
		}
		tween(cookingText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				cookingText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 57: Explosions randomly become birthday cakes
	if (Math.random() < 0.015 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var cakeText = new Text2('🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EXPLOSION!\n"Make a wish!"', {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0xFF1493
		});
		cakeText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		cakeText.x = explosions[0].x;
		cakeText.y = explosions[0].y - 60;
		game.addChild(cakeText);
		// Add candles
		for (var candle = 0; candle < 5; candle++) {
			var cakeCandle = game.attachAsset('playerLaser', {
				anchorX: 0.5,
				anchorY: 0.5
			});
			cakeCandle.x = explosions[0].x + (candle - 2) * 30;
			cakeCandle.y = explosions[0].y - 30;
			cakeCandle.tint = 0xFFFFFF;
			cakeCandle.scale.set(0.3, 1);
			tween(cakeCandle, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					cakeCandle.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
		tween(cakeText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				cakeText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 58: Enemies randomly become weather forecasters
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var weatherText = new Text2('🌤️ SPACE WEATHER UPDATE!\n"Chance of laser storms: 100%"\n"UV index: DEADLY"', {
			size: 35,
			fill: 0x87CEEB
		});
		weatherText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		weatherText.x = enemies[0].x;
		weatherText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
		game.addChild(weatherText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x87CEEB;
		tween(weatherText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				weatherText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 59: Player ship randomly becomes a taxi dispatcher
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var dispatchText = new Text2('🚕 DISPATCH TO ALL UNITS!\n"We have a pickup at sector 7"\n"Customer is hostile and shooting"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0xFFFF00
		});
		dispatchText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		dispatchText.x = player.x;
		dispatchText.y = player.y - 150;
		game.addChild(dispatchText);
		player.children[0].tint = 0xFFFF00;
		tween(dispatchText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				dispatchText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 60: Asteroids randomly become motivational speakers
	if (Math.random() < 0.009) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var motivationText = new Text2('🎯 "You miss 100% of the shots\nyou don\'t take!"\n"Believe in yourself!"', {
				size: 32,
				fill: 0x32CD32
			});
			motivationText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			motivationText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			motivationText.y = asteroids[i].y - 100;
			game.addChild(motivationText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x32CD32;
			tween(motivationText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					motivationText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 61: Boss randomly becomes a tour guide
	if (Math.random() < 0.008 && boss) {
		var tourText = new Text2('🗺️ WELCOME TO SECTOR 9!\n"On your left you\'ll see\ndeadly laser fire"\n"Please keep arms inside"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0x228B22
		});
		tourText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		tourText.x = boss.x;
		tourText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(tourText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0x228B22;
		tween(tourText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				tourText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 62: Powerups randomly become tech support tickets
	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var ticketText = new Text2('🎫 TICKET #42069\n"Laser not working"\n"Status: WONTFIX"', {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0x4B0082
			});
			ticketText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			ticketText.x = powerups[i].x;
			ticketText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
			game.addChild(ticketText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x4B0082;
			tween(ticketText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					ticketText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 63: Enemy lasers randomly become spam emails
	if (Math.random() < 0.018) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var spamTexts = ['📧 "You have won $1,000,000!"', '📧 "Hot singles in your area!"', '📧 "Enlarge your laser today!"', '📧 "Nigerian prince needs help"'];
			var spamText = new Text2(spamTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * spamTexts.length)], {
				size: 22,
				fill: 0xFF4500
			});
			spamText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			spamText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			spamText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 30;
			game.addChild(spamText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
			tween(spamText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					spamText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 64: Game randomly spawns fake software updates
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var updateText = new Text2('💾 MANDATORY UPDATE!\n"Installing Adobe Flash..."\n"Please restart 47 times"', {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0x0080FF
		});
		updateText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		updateText.x = 1024;
		updateText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(updateText);
		// Fake progress bar
		var progressBar = game.attachAsset('playerLaser', {
			anchorX: 0,
			anchorY: 0.5
		});
		progressBar.x = 500;
		progressBar.y = 1500;
		progressBar.scale.set(0, 2);
		progressBar.tint = 0x00FF00;
		tween(progressBar, {
			scaleX: 20
		}, {
			duration: 8000
		});
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			updateText.destroy();
			progressBar.destroy();
		}, 8000);
	}
	// BUG 65: Explosions randomly become unboxing videos
	if (Math.random() < 0.012 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var unboxText = new Text2('📦 UNBOXING VIDEO!\n"What\'s inside this explosion?"\n"SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		unboxText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		unboxText.x = explosions[0].x;
		unboxText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
		game.addChild(unboxText);
		tween(unboxText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 1.5,
			scaleY: 1.5
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				unboxText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 66: Enemies randomly become podcast hosts
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var podcastText = new Text2('🎙️ SPACE PODCAST EPISODE 42!\n"Today we discuss laser ethics"\n"Sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends"', {
			size: 32,
			fill: 0x800080
		});
		podcastText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		podcastText.x = enemies[0].x;
		podcastText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
		game.addChild(podcastText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x800080;
		tween(podcastText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				podcastText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 67: Player randomly gets impostor syndrome
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var impostorText = new Text2('😰 "Am I even a real pilot?"\n"Everyone else seems better"\n"I don\'t belong here"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0x808080
		});
		impostorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		impostorText.x = player.x;
		impostorText.y = player.y - 120;
		game.addChild(impostorText);
		player.alpha = 0.5; // Feel less confident
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			if (player) player.alpha = 1;
			impostorText.destroy();
		}, 3000);
	}
	// BUG 68: Asteroids randomly become life coaches
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var coachText = new Text2('🧘 "Visualize your success!"\n"You are enough!"\n"Manifest those lasers!"', {
				size: 30,
				fill: 0x20B2AA
			});
			coachText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			coachText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			coachText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
			game.addChild(coachText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x20B2AA;
			tween(coachText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					coachText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 69: Boss randomly becomes a math tutor
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		var mathTutorText = new Text2('📚 "Let\'s solve for X!\nIf I shoot 5 lasers per second..."\n"Show your work!"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0x4169E1
		});
		mathTutorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		mathTutorText.x = boss.x;
		mathTutorText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(mathTutorText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0x4169E1;
		tween(mathTutorText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				mathTutorText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 70: Powerups randomly become online reviews
	if (Math.random() < 0.011) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var reviewText = new Text2('⭐⭐⭐ "Great laser upgrade!\nShipped fast. Would recommend"\n"5/5 stars - Gary from Iowa"', {
				size: 26,
				fill: 0xFFD700
			});
			reviewText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			reviewText.x = powerups[i].x;
			reviewText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
			game.addChild(reviewText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
			tween(reviewText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					reviewText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 71: Enemy lasers randomly become philosophical questions
	if (Math.random() < 0.014) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var philQuestions = ['🤔 "If a laser fires in space\nand no one hears it...?"', '🤔 "What is the meaning\nof velocity?"', '🤔 "Are we more than\njust pixels?"'];
			var philText = new Text2(philQuestions[Math.floor(Math.random() * philQuestions.length)], {
				size: 24,
				fill: 0x9370DB
			});
			philText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			philText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			philText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 40;
			game.addChild(philText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x9370DB;
			tween(philText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					philText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 72: Game randomly becomes a meditation app
	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
		var meditationText = new Text2('🧘‍♀️ MINDFULNESS MOMENT\n"Breathe in... breathe out..."\n"Feel the laser energy"', {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0x20B2AA
		});
		meditationText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		meditationText.x = 1024;
		meditationText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(meditationText);
		// Slow everything down
		if (player) player.fireRate *= 3;
		for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) enemies[i].speed *= 0.3;
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			if (player) player.fireRate /= 3;
			for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) if (enemies[i]) enemies[i].speed /= 0.3;
			meditationText.destroy();
		}, 5000);
	}
	// BUG 73: Explosions randomly become product launches
	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var launchText = new Text2('🚀 INTRODUCING: iExplosion Pro!\n"Now with 50% more blast!"\n"Starting at $999"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0x007AFF
		});
		launchText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		launchText.x = explosions[0].x;
		launchText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
		game.addChild(launchText);
		tween(launchText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 1.3,
			scaleY: 1.3
		}, {
			duration: 3500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				launchText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 74: Enemies randomly become rideshare drivers
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var uberText = new Text2('🚗 "I\'m here for pickup"\n"Are you going to destroy Earth?"\n"Five stars please!"', {
			size: 35,
			fill: 0x000000
		});
		uberText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		uberText.x = enemies[0].x;
		uberText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
		game.addChild(uberText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x000000;
		tween(uberText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				uberText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 75: Player ship randomly becomes a food critic
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var criticText = new Text2('🍽️ "The laser has hints of plasma\nwith notes of destruction"\n"I give it 3 Michelin stars"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0xB8860B
		});
		criticText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		criticText.x = player.x;
		criticText.y = player.y - 150;
		game.addChild(criticText);
		player.children[0].tint = 0xB8860B;
		tween(criticText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				criticText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 76: Asteroids randomly become conspiracy theorists
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var conspiracyText = new Text2('👁️ "The Earth is flat!"\n"Birds aren\'t real!"\n"Wake up, sheeple!"', {
				size: 30,
				fill: 0x228B22
			});
			conspiracyText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			conspiracyText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			conspiracyText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
			game.addChild(conspiracyText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x228B22;
			tween(conspiracyText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					conspiracyText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 77: Boss randomly becomes a stand-up comedian telling dad jokes
	if (Math.random() < 0.008 && boss) {
		var dadJokes = ['👨 "Why don\'t scientists trust atoms?\nBecause they make up everything!"', '👨 "I told my wife she was drawing\nher eyebrows too high.\nShe seemed surprised."', '👨 "What do you call a fake noodle?\nAn impasta!"'];
		var dadJokeText = new Text2(dadJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * dadJokes.length)], {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0xDAA520
		});
		dadJokeText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		dadJokeText.x = boss.x;
		dadJokeText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(dadJokeText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0xDAA520;
		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
		tween(dadJokeText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				dadJokeText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 78: Powerups randomly become streaming notifications
	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var streamTexts = ['📺 "xXProGamer420Xx is now live!"', '📺 "Remember to like and subscribe!"', '📺 "This stream is sponsored by NordVPN"', '📺 "Use code LASER for 10% off"'];
			var streamText = new Text2(streamTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * streamTexts.length)], {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0x9146FF
			});
			streamText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			streamText.x = powerups[i].x;
			streamText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
			game.addChild(streamText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x9146FF;
			tween(streamText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					streamText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 79: Enemy lasers randomly become autocorrect fails
	if (Math.random() < 0.016) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var autocorrectTexts = ['📱 "I love lasagna" (meant laser)', '📱 "Duck you!" (meant luck)', '📱 "I\'m shoting" (meant shooting)', '📱 "Stupid autocorrelation!"'];
			var autocorrectText = new Text2(autocorrectTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * autocorrectTexts.length)], {
				size: 22,
				fill: 0xFF6347
			});
			autocorrectText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			autocorrectText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			autocorrectText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 35;
			game.addChild(autocorrectText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF6347;
			tween(autocorrectText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					autocorrectText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 80: Game randomly spawns fake loading screens for random things
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var loadingTexts = ['Loading common sense... 0%', 'Loading social skills... ERROR', 'Loading patience... 99%', 'Loading motivation... CONNECTION TIMEOUT'];
		var randomLoadingText = new Text2(loadingTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * loadingTexts.length)], {
			size: 60,
			fill: 0x00BFFF
		});
		randomLoadingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		randomLoadingText.x = 1024;
		randomLoadingText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(randomLoadingText);
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			randomLoadingText.destroy();
		}, 4000);
	}
	// BUG 81: Explosions randomly become job interviews
	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var interviewText = new Text2('💼 "Tell me about yourself"\n"Where do you see yourself\nin 5 explosions?"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0x4682B4
		});
		interviewText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		interviewText.x = explosions[0].x;
		interviewText.y = explosions[0].y - 70;
		game.addChild(interviewText);
		tween(interviewText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				interviewText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 82: Enemies randomly become GPS navigation
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var gpsText = new Text2('🗺️ "Turn left in 200 meters"\n"You have arrived at your\ndestruction"', {
			size: 32,
			fill: 0x32CD32
		});
		gpsText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		gpsText.x = enemies[0].x;
		gpsText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
		game.addChild(gpsText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x32CD32;
		tween(gpsText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				gpsText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 83: Player randomly becomes a sports commentator
	if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
		var sportsText = new Text2('🏈 "AND HE SHOOTS!\nIS IT GOOD?\nTOUCHDOWN!"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0xFF4500
		});
		sportsText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		sportsText.x = player.x;
		sportsText.y = player.y - 120;
		game.addChild(sportsText);
		player.children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
		tween(sportsText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				sportsText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 84: Asteroids randomly become dating app profiles
	if (Math.random() < 0.009) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var datingProfiles = ['💕 "Rocky, 25\nLoves long rolls through space"\n"Swipe right for impact"', '💕 "Asteroid, 4.6 billion\nLooking for someone\nto crash into"'];
			var profileText = new Text2(datingProfiles[Math.floor(Math.random() * datingProfiles.length)], {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0xFF69B4
			});
			profileText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			profileText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			profileText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
			game.addChild(profileText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF69B4;
			tween(profileText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					profileText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 85: Boss randomly becomes a real estate agent
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		var realEstateText = new Text2('🏠 "This space sector has\ngreat schools and low taxes!"\n"Perfect for families!"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0x8B4513
		});
		realEstateText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		realEstateText.x = boss.x;
		realEstateText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(realEstateText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0x8B4513;
		tween(realEstateText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				realEstateText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 86: Powerups randomly become social media posts
	if (Math.random() < 0.013) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var socialPosts = ['📱 "Just upgraded my laser! #Blessed"', '📱 "Feeling cute, might destroy\nlater idk"', '📱 "Live, Laugh, Laser 💕"'];
			var postText = new Text2(socialPosts[Math.floor(Math.random() * socialPosts.length)], {
				size: 26,
				fill: 0x1DA1F2
			});
			postText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			postText.x = powerups[i].x;
			postText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
			game.addChild(postText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x1DA1F2;
			tween(postText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					postText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 87: Enemy lasers randomly become workout instructions
	if (Math.random() < 0.015) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var workoutTexts = ['💪 "Feel the burn!"', '💪 "One more rep!"', '💪 "No pain, no gain!"', '💪 "Push through it!"'];
			var workoutText = new Text2(workoutTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * workoutTexts.length)], {
				size: 24,
				fill: 0xFF4500
			});
			workoutText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			workoutText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			workoutText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 30;
			game.addChild(workoutText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
			tween(workoutText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 1800,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					workoutText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 88: Game randomly becomes a time travel documentary
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var timeDocText = new Text2('📺 ANCIENT ALIENS PRESENTS:\n"Did lasers build the pyramids?"\n"Experts say: Maybe"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0x9932CC
		});
		timeDocText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		timeDocText.x = 1024;
		timeDocText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(timeDocText);
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			timeDocText.destroy();
		}, 6000);
	}
	// BUG 89: Explosions randomly become cooking tutorials
	if (Math.random() < 0.011 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var cookingTutorialText = new Text2('👨‍🍳 "Step 1: Preheat your laser\nStep 2: Add explosions to taste"\n"Serves 4"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0xFFD700
		});
		cookingTutorialText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		cookingTutorialText.x = explosions[0].x;
		cookingTutorialText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
		game.addChild(cookingTutorialText);
		tween(cookingTutorialText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				cookingTutorialText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 90: Enemies randomly become technical support scammers
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var scamText = new Text2('📞 "Hello, your computer\nhas virus! Give me your\ncredit card to fix!"', {
			size: 32,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		scamText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		scamText.x = enemies[0].x;
		scamText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
		game.addChild(scamText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0xFF0000;
		tween(scamText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				scamText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 91: Player ship randomly becomes a driving instructor
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var drivingText = new Text2('🚗 "Check your mirrors!\nSignal before shooting!\nParallel park that laser!"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0x00FF7F
		});
		drivingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		drivingText.x = player.x;
		drivingText.y = player.y - 150;
		game.addChild(drivingText);
		player.children[0].tint = 0x00FF7F;
		tween(drivingText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				drivingText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 92: Asteroids randomly become self-help gurus
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var selfHelpText = new Text2('📚 "Chapter 1: How to Rock\nChapter 2: Finding Your Core\nChapter 3: Rolling with It"', {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0x20B2AA
			});
			selfHelpText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			selfHelpText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			selfHelpText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
			game.addChild(selfHelpText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x20B2AA;
			tween(selfHelpText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					selfHelpText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 93: Boss randomly becomes a cryptocurrency investor
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		var cryptoInvestorText = new Text2('💰 "HODL the line!\nLaser coin to the moon!\nDiamond hands! 💎🙌"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFFD700
		});
		cryptoInvestorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		cryptoInvestorText.x = boss.x;
		cryptoInvestorText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(cryptoInvestorText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
		tween(cryptoInvestorText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				cryptoInvestorText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 94: Powerups randomly become internet arguments
	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var argumentTexts = ['🤬 "Actually, you\'re wrong"', '🤬 "Source???"', '🤬 "I have a PhD in lasers"', '🤬 "Blocked and reported"'];
			var argumentText = new Text2(argumentTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * argumentTexts.length)], {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0xFF4500
			});
			argumentText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			argumentText.x = powerups[i].x;
			argumentText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
			game.addChild(argumentText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
			tween(argumentText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					argumentText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 95: Enemy lasers randomly become movie reviews
	if (Math.random() < 0.014) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var reviewTexts = ['🎬 "Two thumbs way down"', '🎬 "Worst sequel ever made"', '🎬 "The book was better"', '🎬 "Needs more explosions"'];
			var movieReviewText = new Text2(reviewTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * reviewTexts.length)], {
				size: 22,
				fill: 0x9370DB
			});
			movieReviewText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			movieReviewText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			movieReviewText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 35;
			game.addChild(movieReviewText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x9370DB;
			tween(movieReviewText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					movieReviewText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 96: Game randomly spawns fake error dialogs
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var errorDialog = new Text2('❌ ERROR 404: Fun not found\n[OK] [Cancel] [Send Error Report]\n[Format Hard Drive]', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		errorDialog.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		errorDialog.x = 1024;
		errorDialog.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(errorDialog);
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			errorDialog.destroy();
		}, 5000);
	}
	// BUG 97: Explosions randomly become infomercials
	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var infomercialText = new Text2('📺 "BUT WAIT, THERE\'S MORE!\nCall now and get a second\nexplosion absolutely FREE!"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFF6347
		});
		infomercialText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		infomercialText.x = explosions[0].x;
		infomercialText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
		game.addChild(infomercialText);
		tween(infomercialText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 1.2,
			scaleY: 1.2
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				infomercialText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 98: Enemies randomly become political candidates
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var politicalText = new Text2('🗳️ "Vote for me!\nI promise free lasers for all!\nMake Space Great Again!"', {
			size: 35,
			fill: 0x0000FF
		});
		politicalText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		politicalText.x = enemies[0].x;
		politicalText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
		game.addChild(politicalText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x0000FF;
		tween(politicalText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				politicalText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 99: Player randomly gets existential crisis about being in a game
	if (Math.random() < 0.004) {
		var existentialText = new Text2('🤖 "Wait... am I just code?\nAre my lasers even real?\nDo I have free will?"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0x800080
		});
		existentialText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		existentialText.x = player.x;
		existentialText.y = player.y - 150;
		game.addChild(existentialText);
		player.canShoot = false; // Too confused to shoot
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			if (player) player.canShoot = true;
			existentialText.destroy();
		}, 4000);
	}
	// BUG 100: Asteroids randomly become internet trolls
	if (Math.random() < 0.009) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var trollTexts = ['😈 "u mad bro?"', '😈 "git gud scrub"', '😈 "first"', '😈 "reported"', '😈 "skill issue"'];
			var trollText = new Text2(trollTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * trollTexts.length)], {
				size: 30,
				fill: 0xFF4500
			});
			trollText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			trollText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			trollText.y = asteroids[i].y - 60;
			game.addChild(trollText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
			tween(trollText, {
				alpha: 0,
				rotation: Math.PI
			}, {
				duration: 2500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					trollText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 101: Boss randomly becomes a wedding planner
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		var weddingText = new Text2('💒 "I now pronounce you\nlaser and target!\nYou may kiss the bride!"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0xFF69B4
		});
		weddingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		weddingText.x = boss.x;
		weddingText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(weddingText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFF69B4;
		// Spawn confetti
		for (var confetti = 0; confetti < 12; confetti++) {
			var confettiPiece = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
				anchorX: 0.5,
				anchorY: 0.5
			});
			confettiPiece.x = boss.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 300;
			confettiPiece.y = boss.y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
			confettiPiece.scale.set(0.2, 0.2);
			confettiPiece.tint = Math.random() * 0xffffff;
			tween(confettiPiece, {
				y: confettiPiece.y + 400,
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					confettiPiece.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
		tween(weddingText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 5000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				weddingText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 102: Powerups randomly become startup pitch presentations
	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var pitchText = new Text2('💼 "We\'re disrupting the laser space\nwith blockchain AI"\n"We need $50M seed round"', {
				size: 26,
				fill: 0x007AFF
			});
			pitchText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			pitchText.x = powerups[i].x;
			pitchText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
			game.addChild(pitchText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x007AFF;
			tween(pitchText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					pitchText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 103: Enemy lasers randomly become TikTok dances
	if (Math.random() < 0.016) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var tikTokText = new Text2('💃 *Does the Renegade*\n*Hits the griddy*', {
				size: 24,
				fill: 0xFF1493
			});
			tikTokText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			tikTokText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			tikTokText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 40;
			game.addChild(tikTokText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF1493;
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].rotation += 0.5; // Dance move
			tween(tikTokText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 1500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					tikTokText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 104: Game randomly becomes a nature documentary
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var natureDocText = new Text2('🦁 "Here we see the rare Space Pilot\nin its natural habitat,\nshooting lasers to survive"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0x228B22
		});
		natureDocText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		natureDocText.x = 1024;
		natureDocText.y = 400;
		game.addChild(natureDocText);
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			natureDocText.destroy();
		}, 6000);
	}
	// BUG 105: Explosions randomly become award ceremonies
	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var awardText = new Text2('🏆 "And the Oscar goes to...\nBest Explosion in a Space Game!\nI\'d like to thank my particles"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFFD700
		});
		awardText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		awardText.x = explosions[0].x;
		awardText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
		game.addChild(awardText);
		tween(awardText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 1.3,
			scaleY: 1.3
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				awardText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 106: Enemies randomly become taxi dispatchers
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var taxiDispatchText = new Text2('🚕 "Unit 47, pickup at coordinates\n1024, 1366\nCustomer is armed and dangerous"', {
			size: 32,
			fill: 0xFFFF00
		});
		taxiDispatchText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		taxiDispatchText.x = enemies[0].x;
		taxiDispatchText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
		game.addChild(taxiDispatchText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0xFFFF00;
		tween(taxiDispatchText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				taxiDispatchText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 107: Player ship randomly becomes a museum tour guide
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var museumText = new Text2('🏛️ "And here we have a rare\n21st century laser\nNotice the fine craftsmanship"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0x8B4513
		});
		museumText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		museumText.x = player.x;
		museumText.y = player.y - 150;
		game.addChild(museumText);
		player.children[0].tint = 0x8B4513;
		player.speed = 1; // Move slowly like in a museum
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			if (player) player.speed = 5;
			museumText.destroy();
		}, 4000);
	}
	// BUG 108: Asteroids randomly become LinkedIn motivational posts
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var linkedInText = new Text2('💼 "Just crushed my Q4 goals!\nGrateful for this journey\n#Blessed #RockLife"', {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0x0077B5
			});
			linkedInText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			linkedInText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			linkedInText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
			game.addChild(linkedInText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x0077B5;
			tween(linkedInText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					linkedInText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 109: Boss randomly becomes a late-night TV host
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		var lateNightText = new Text2('📺 "So I was at the space station\nthe other day...\n*cue laugh track*"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0x9400D3
		});
		lateNightText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		lateNightText.x = boss.x;
		lateNightText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(lateNightText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0x9400D3;
		LK.getSound('powerup').play(); // Laugh track
		tween(lateNightText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				lateNightText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 110: Powerups randomly become conspiracy theories
	if (Math.random() < 0.011) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var conspiracyTexts = ['👁️ "Lasers are controlled\nby the Illuminati"', '👁️ "Birds aren\'t real,\nthey\'re laser drones"', '👁️ "The moon is made\nof compressed lasers"'];
			var conspirText = new Text2(conspiracyTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * conspiracyTexts.length)], {
				size: 26,
				fill: 0x00FF00
			});
			conspirText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			conspirText.x = powerups[i].x;
			conspirText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
			game.addChild(conspirText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x00FF00;
			tween(conspirText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					conspirText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 111: Enemy lasers randomly become product reviews
	if (Math.random() < 0.014) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var productReviews = ['⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great laser!\nFast shipping"', '⭐ "Broke after one use\nWould not recommend"', '⭐⭐⭐ "Decent quality\nfor the price"'];
			var reviewText = new Text2(productReviews[Math.floor(Math.random() * productReviews.length)], {
				size: 20,
				fill: 0xFFD700
			});
			reviewText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			reviewText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			reviewText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 40;
			game.addChild(reviewText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
			tween(reviewText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2200,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					reviewText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 112: Game randomly spawns fake news headlines
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var newsHeadlines = ['📰 "LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS\nFIRE IS HOT"', '📰 "SCIENTISTS BAFFLED:\nWATER IS WET"', '📰 "BREAKING: SKY CONFIRMED\nTO BE BLUE"'];
		var newsText = new Text2(newsHeadlines[Math.floor(Math.random() * newsHeadlines.length)], {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0x000080
		});
		newsText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		newsText.x = 1024;
		newsText.y = 600;
		game.addChild(newsText);
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			newsText.destroy();
		}, 5000);
	}
	// BUG 113: Explosions randomly become cooking shows
	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var cookingShowText = new Text2('👨‍🍳 "Today we\'re making\nExplosion Flambé!\nAdd a touch of plasma..."', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0xFF6347
		});
		cookingShowText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		cookingShowText.x = explosions[0].x;
		cookingShowText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
		game.addChild(cookingShowText);
		tween(cookingShowText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				cookingShowText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 114: Enemies randomly become uber drivers asking for ratings
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var uberRatingText = new Text2('🚗 "How was your ride?\nPlease rate 5 stars!\nTips appreciated!"', {
			size: 32,
			fill: 0x000000
		});
		uberRatingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		uberRatingText.x = enemies[0].x;
		uberRatingText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
		game.addChild(uberRatingText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x000000;
		tween(uberRatingText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				uberRatingText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 115: Player randomly becomes a sports announcer
	if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
		var announcerText = new Text2('🎤 "AND DOWN THE FIELD HE GOES!\nWHAT A SPECTACULAR SHOT!\nTHE CROWD GOES WILD!"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFF4500
		});
		announcerText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		announcerText.x = player.x;
		announcerText.y = player.y - 150;
		game.addChild(announcerText);
		player.children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
		tween(announcerText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				announcerText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 116: Asteroids randomly become Amazon delivery notifications
	if (Math.random() < 0.009) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var deliveryText = new Text2('📦 "Your package has been\ndelivered to your door!\nRate your delivery experience"', {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0xFF9500
			});
			deliveryText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			deliveryText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			deliveryText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
			game.addChild(deliveryText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF9500;
			tween(deliveryText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					deliveryText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 117: Boss randomly becomes a meditation instructor
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		var meditationInstructorText = new Text2('🧘 "Close your eyes and breathe...\nFeel the laser energy\nflowing through you"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0x20B2AA
		});
		meditationInstructorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		meditationInstructorText.x = boss.x;
		meditationInstructorText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(meditationInstructorText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0x20B2AA;
		boss.speed *= 0.1; // Move very slowly
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			if (boss) boss.speed *= 10;
			meditationInstructorText.destroy();
		}, 4000);
	}
	// BUG 118: Powerups randomly become Netflix recommendations
	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var netflixTexts = ['📺 "Because you watched\n"Space Lasers"\nTry: "More Space Lasers"', '📺 "New episodes available!\n"Asteroid Hunters"\nSeason 47 now streaming"'];
			var netflixText = new Text2(netflixTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * netflixTexts.length)], {
				size: 26,
				fill: 0xE50914
			});
			netflixText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			netflixText.x = powerups[i].x;
			netflixText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
			game.addChild(netflixText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xE50914;
			tween(netflixText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					netflixText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 119: Enemy lasers randomly become YouTube comments
	if (Math.random() < 0.016) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var youtubeComments = ['💬 "First!"', '💬 "Like if you\'re watching in 2024"', '💬 "Who\'s here from TikTok?"', '💬 "This video changed my life"', '💬 "Subscribe for good luck"'];
			var commentText = new Text2(youtubeComments[Math.floor(Math.random() * youtubeComments.length)], {
				size: 22,
				fill: 0xFF0000
			});
			commentText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			commentText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			commentText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 35;
			game.addChild(commentText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF0000;
			tween(commentText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 1800,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					commentText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 120: Game randomly becomes a weather app
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var weatherAppText = new Text2('⛅ "Today: Chance of lasers 100%\nTomorrow: Scattered explosions\nUV Index: DANGER"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0x87CEEB
		});
		weatherAppText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		weatherAppText.x = 1024;
		weatherAppText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(weatherAppText);
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			weatherAppText.destroy();
		}, 5000);
	}
	// BUG 121: Explosions randomly become wedding announcements
	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var weddingAnnouncementText = new Text2('💒 "Mr. Laser & Ms. Target\nare pleased to announce\ntheir explosive union!"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0xFF69B4
		});
		weddingAnnouncementText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		weddingAnnouncementText.x = explosions[0].x;
		weddingAnnouncementText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
		game.addChild(weddingAnnouncementText);
		tween(weddingAnnouncementText, {
			alpha: 0,
			scaleX: 1.2,
			scaleY: 1.2
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				weddingAnnouncementText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 122: Enemies randomly become telemarketers
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var telemarketerText = new Text2('📞 "Have I got a deal for you!\nExtended laser warranty\nfor only $99.99!"', {
			size: 32,
			fill: 0x4B0082
		});
		telemarketerText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		telemarketerText.x = enemies[0].x;
		telemarketerText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
		game.addChild(telemarketerText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x4B0082;
		tween(telemarketerText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				telemarketerText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 123: Player ship randomly becomes a game show contestant
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var contestantText = new Text2('🎯 "I\'d like to buy a vowel!\nIs there an E in LASER?\nFinal answer!"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0xFFD700
		});
		contestantText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		contestantText.x = player.x;
		contestantText.y = player.y - 150;
		game.addChild(contestantText);
		player.children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
		tween(contestantText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				contestantText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 124: Asteroids randomly become social media influencers selling courses
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var influencerCourseText = new Text2('💰 "Learn my secrets!\n$5000 course on\nhow to be a rock!"', {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0xFF69B4
			});
			influencerCourseText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			influencerCourseText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			influencerCourseText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
			game.addChild(influencerCourseText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF69B4;
			tween(influencerCourseText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					influencerCourseText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 125: Boss randomly becomes a parking meter
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		var parkingMeterText = new Text2('🅿️ "EXPIRED!\nInsert coins to continue\nNo parking 2AM-6AM"', {
			size: 40,
			fill: 0x808080
		});
		parkingMeterText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		parkingMeterText.x = boss.x;
		parkingMeterText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(parkingMeterText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0x808080;
		boss.speed = 0; // Can't move, it's a parking meter
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			if (boss) boss.speed = 2;
			parkingMeterText.destroy();
		}, 4000);
	}
	// BUG 126: Powerups randomly become spam calls
	if (Math.random() < 0.011) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var spamCallTexts = ['📱 "Your car warranty\nis about to expire!"', '📱 "You owe the IRS $5000!\nPay with gift cards!"', '📱 "Congratulations!\nYou won a free cruise!"'];
			var spamCallText = new Text2(spamCallTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * spamCallTexts.length)], {
				size: 26,
				fill: 0xFF0000
			});
			spamCallText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			spamCallText.x = powerups[i].x;
			spamCallText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
			game.addChild(spamCallText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF0000;
			tween(spamCallText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					spamCallText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 127: Enemy lasers randomly become GPS directions that are wrong
	if (Math.random() < 0.014) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var wrongGPSTexts = ['🗺️ "Turn right... no left... recalculating"', '🗺️ "In 500 feet, turn into\nthe sun"', '🗺️ "Make a U-turn\nin space"'];
			var wrongGPSText = new Text2(wrongGPSTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * wrongGPSTexts.length)], {
				size: 22,
				fill: 0x32CD32
			});
			wrongGPSText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			wrongGPSText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			wrongGPSText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 40;
			game.addChild(wrongGPSText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x32CD32;
			tween(wrongGPSText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					wrongGPSText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 128: Game randomly becomes a GPS that only gives directions to McDonald's
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var mcdonaldsGPSText = new Text2('🗺️ SPACE GPS SAYS:\n"All roads lead to McDonald\'s"\n"Turn right for Big Mac"', {
			size: 50,
			fill: 0xFF0000
		});
		mcdonaldsGPSText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		mcdonaldsGPSText.x = 1024;
		mcdonaldsGPSText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(mcdonaldsGPSText);
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			mcdonaldsGPSText.destroy();
		}, 5000);
	}
	// BUG 129: Explosions randomly become Amazon package delivery updates
	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
		var packageUpdateText = new Text2('📦 "Your explosion has been\ndelivered and signed for\nby: DESTRUCTION"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0xFF9500
		});
		packageUpdateText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		packageUpdateText.x = explosions[0].x;
		packageUpdateText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
		game.addChild(packageUpdateText);
		tween(packageUpdateText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 3500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				packageUpdateText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 130: Enemies randomly become Siri giving unhelpful responses
	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
		var siriTexts = ['🗣️ "I found 47 results for\n\'How to destroy humanity\'"', '🗣️ "I didn\'t catch that.\nDid you say \'pizza\'?"', '🗣️ "Here\'s what I found\nabout laser surgery"'];
		var siriText = new Text2(siriTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * siriTexts.length)], {
			size: 32,
			fill: 0x007AFF
		});
		siriText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		siriText.x = enemies[0].x;
		siriText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
		game.addChild(siriText);
		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x007AFF;
		tween(siriText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				siriText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 131: Player randomly becomes a GPS with a thick accent
	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
		var accentGPSText = new Text2('🗺️ "G\'day mate! Turn roight\nat the next croikey!\nYou\'ve reached your destinoition!"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0x00FF7F
		});
		accentGPSText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		accentGPSText.x = player.x;
		accentGPSText.y = player.y - 150;
		game.addChild(accentGPSText);
		player.children[0].tint = 0x00FF7F;
		tween(accentGPSText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4000,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				accentGPSText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 132: Asteroids randomly become yelp reviews for space
	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
			var yelpText = new Text2('⭐⭐ "Space is too dark\nand there\'s no WiFi\n2/5 stars - Karen"', {
				size: 28,
				fill: 0xFF6600
			});
			yelpText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			yelpText.x = asteroids[i].x;
			yelpText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
			game.addChild(yelpText);
			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF6600;
			tween(yelpText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3500,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					yelpText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 133: Boss randomly becomes a voice assistant trying to order pizza
	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
		var pizzaOrderText = new Text2('🍕 "Ordering one large pepperoni\nto coordinates 42, 69\nEstimated delivery: 30 minutes"', {
			size: 38,
			fill: 0xFF6347
		});
		pizzaOrderText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		pizzaOrderText.x = boss.x;
		pizzaOrderText.y = boss.y - 200;
		game.addChild(pizzaOrderText);
		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFF6347;
		tween(pizzaOrderText, {
			alpha: 0
		}, {
			duration: 4500,
			onFinish: function onFinish() {
				pizzaOrderText.destroy();
			}
		});
	}
	// BUG 134: Powerups randomly become Windows error messages
	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
			var windowsErrors = ['💻 "PowerUp.exe has stopped\nworking"', '💻 "Please wait while Windows\nconfigures your laser"', '💻 "A problem caused the\nprogram to stop working"'];
			var errorText = new Text2(windowsErrors[Math.floor(Math.random() * windowsErrors.length)], {
				size: 26,
				fill: 0x0078D4
			});
			errorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			errorText.x = powerups[i].x;
			errorText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
			game.addChild(errorText);
			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x0078D4;
			tween(errorText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 3000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					errorText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 135: Enemy lasers randomly become autocomplete suggestions
	if (Math.random() < 0.015) {
		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
			var autocompleteTexts = ['🔍 "how to destroy"', '🔍 "why is my laser"', '🔍 "space for rent near me"', '🔍 "am I real or just code"'];
			var autocompleteText = new Text2(autocompleteTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * autocompleteTexts.length)], {
				size: 22,
				fill: 0x4285F4
			});
			autocompleteText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
			autocompleteText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
			autocompleteText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 35;
			game.addChild(autocompleteText);
			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x4285F4;
			tween(autocompleteText, {
				alpha: 0
			}, {
				duration: 2000,
				onFinish: function onFinish() {
					autocompleteText.destroy();
				}
			});
		}
	}
	// BUG 136: Game randomly becomes a broken AI chatbot
	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
		var chatbotText = new Text2('🤖 AI ASSISTANT ACTIVATED:\n"I am sorry, I do not understand\nyour request for \'shooting lasers\'"', {
			size: 45,
			fill: 0x9E9E9E
		});
		chatbotText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
		chatbotText.x = 1024;
		chatbotText.y = 1366;
		game.addChild(chatbotText);
		LK.setTimeout(function () {
			chatbotText.destroy();
		}, 5000);
	}
	// Handle collisions
	handleCollisions();
};

===================================================================
--- original.js
+++ change.js
@@ -3063,5 +3063,2142 @@
 		}
 	}
 	// Handle collisions
 	handleCollisions();
+	// BUG 38: Player randomly gets stuck in infinite loading screen
+	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
+		var loadingText = new Text2('LOADING... 99%\nPlease wait forever...', {
+			size: 80,
+			fill: 0x0080FF
+		});
+		loadingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		loadingText.x = 1024;
+		loadingText.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(loadingText);
+		player.canShoot = false;
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			if (player) player.canShoot = true;
+			loadingText.destroy();
+		}, 8000);
+	}
+	// BUG 39: Enemies randomly become customer service representatives
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var serviceText = new Text2('📞 CUSTOMER SERVICE!\n"Your call is important to us"\n"Please hold for 47 minutes"', {
+			size: 35,
+			fill: 0x4B0082
+		});
+		serviceText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		serviceText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		serviceText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
+		game.addChild(serviceText);
+		enemies[0].speed = 0; // Stop moving while on phone
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			serviceText.destroy();
+			if (enemies[0]) enemies[0].speed = 2;
+		}, 5000);
+	}
+	// BUG 40: Score randomly becomes a cryptocurrency that crashes
+	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
+		var cryptoText = new Text2('📈 SPACECOIN CRASHED!\n"Your score is now worthless"\n"HODL!"', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0xFF4500
+		});
+		cryptoText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		cryptoText.x = 1024;
+		cryptoText.y = 600;
+		game.addChild(cryptoText);
+		score = Math.max(0, score - 1000);
+		scoreTxt.setText('SPACECOIN: ' + score + ' (CRASHED)');
+		tween(cryptoText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				cryptoText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 41: Asteroids randomly become social media influencers
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var influencerText = new Text2('📸 FOLLOW ME @SPACEROCK!\n"Like and subscribe!"\n#AsteroidLife #Blessed', {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0xFF69B4
+			});
+			influencerText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			influencerText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			influencerText.y = asteroids[i].y - 100;
+			game.addChild(influencerText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF69B4;
+			tween(influencerText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					influencerText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 42: Player randomly starts speaking in Shakespearean English
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
+		var shakespeareText = new Text2('🎭 "Hark! Mine laser doth pierce\nthe cosmic void most valiantly!\nTo shoot or not to shoot!"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0x8B4513
+		});
+		shakespeareText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		shakespeareText.x = player.x;
+		shakespeareText.y = player.y - 150;
+		game.addChild(shakespeareText);
+		tween(shakespeareText, {
+			alpha: 0,
+			rotation: 0.3
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				shakespeareText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 43: Game randomly becomes a dating app
+	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
+		var datingText = new Text2('💕 SPACE TINDER!\n"Swipe right for laser love!"\n"Match with hot singles in your galaxy!"', {
+			size: 50,
+			fill: 0xFF1493
+		});
+		datingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		datingText.x = 1024;
+		datingText.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(datingText);
+		// Make all enemies blow kisses
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) {
+			var kissText = new Text2('💋', {
+				size: 60,
+				fill: 0xFF69B4
+			});
+			kissText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			kissText.x = enemies[i].x;
+			kissText.y = enemies[i].y - 50;
+			game.addChild(kissText);
+			tween(kissText, {
+				alpha: 0,
+				y: kissText.y - 100
+			}, {
+				duration: 2000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					kissText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+		tween(datingText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 5000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				datingText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 44: Boss randomly becomes a conspiracy theorist
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008 && boss) {
+		var conspiracyText = new Text2('👁️ THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!\n"The moon landing was staged!"\n"Lasers can\'t melt steel beams!"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0x00FF00
+		});
+		conspiracyText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		conspiracyText.x = boss.x;
+		conspiracyText.y = boss.y - 250;
+		game.addChild(conspiracyText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0x00FF00;
+		tween(conspiracyText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 5000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				conspiracyText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 45: Powerups randomly become multilevel marketing schemes
+	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var mlmText = new Text2('💰 JOIN MY DOWNLINE!\n"Make money from home!"\n"Be your own boss!"', {
+				size: 30,
+				fill: 0xFFD700
+			});
+			mlmText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			mlmText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			mlmText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
+			game.addChild(mlmText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
+			tween(mlmText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					mlmText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 46: Enemy lasers randomly become text messages from mom
+	if (Math.random() < 0.015) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var momTexts = ['📱 "Did you eat today?"', '📱 "Call your grandmother"', '📱 "Why don\'t you visit?"', '📱 "Are you still playing games?"', '📱 "I made your favorite food"'];
+			var momText = new Text2(momTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * momTexts.length)], {
+				size: 25,
+				fill: 0x90EE90
+			});
+			momText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			momText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			momText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 30;
+			game.addChild(momText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x90EE90;
+			tween(momText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 2000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					momText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 47: Player ship randomly becomes a submarine and goes underwater
+	if (Math.random() < 0.004) {
+		var subText = new Text2('🚢 SUBMARINE MODE ACTIVATED!\n"Dive! Dive! Dive!"\n"Sonar contact ahead!"', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0x000080
+		});
+		subText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		subText.x = player.x;
+		subText.y = player.y - 120;
+		game.addChild(subText);
+		player.children[0].tint = 0x000080;
+		// Add water bubbles
+		for (var bubble = 0; bubble < 15; bubble++) {
+			var waterBubble = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
+				anchorX: 0.5,
+				anchorY: 0.5
+			});
+			waterBubble.x = player.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
+			waterBubble.y = player.y + Math.random() * 300;
+			waterBubble.scale.set(0.2, 0.2);
+			waterBubble.tint = 0x87CEEB;
+			tween(waterBubble, {
+				y: waterBubble.y - 400,
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					waterBubble.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+		tween(subText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				subText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 48: Explosions randomly become gender reveal parties
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var genderText = new Text2('🎀 IT\'S A LASER!\n"Congratulations!"', {
+			size: 60,
+			fill: Math.random() < 0.5 ? 0xFF69B4 : 0x87CEEB
+		});
+		genderText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		genderText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		genderText.y = explosions[0].y - 50;
+		game.addChild(genderText);
+		tween(genderText, {
+			alpha: 0,
+			scaleX: 2,
+			scaleY: 2
+		}, {
+			duration: 3000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				genderText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 49: Enemies randomly become door-to-door salesmen
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var salesText = new Text2('🚪 HELLO! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT\nto talk about extended warranties?', {
+			size: 35,
+			fill: 0x8B4513
+		});
+		salesText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		salesText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		salesText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
+		game.addChild(salesText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x8B4513;
+		tween(salesText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				salesText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 50: Game randomly spawns fake virus alerts
+	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
+		var virusText = new Text2('⚠️ VIRUS DETECTED!\n"Your computer has 47 viruses!"\n"Click here to fix (NOT A SCAM)"', {
+			size: 50,
+			fill: 0xFF0000
+		});
+		virusText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		virusText.x = 1024;
+		virusText.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(virusText);
+		// Add fake scanning animation
+		var scanText = new Text2('SCANNING... 1%', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0x00FF00
+		});
+		scanText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		scanText.x = 1024;
+		scanText.y = 1500;
+		game.addChild(scanText);
+		var scanPercent = 1;
+		var scanInterval = LK.setInterval(function () {
+			scanPercent += Math.floor(Math.random() * 5) + 1;
+			scanText.setText('SCANNING... ' + Math.min(scanPercent, 99) + '%');
+		}, 200);
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			LK.clearInterval(scanInterval);
+			virusText.destroy();
+			scanText.destroy();
+		}, 6000);
+	}
+	// BUG 51: Asteroids randomly become art critics
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var criticsText = new Text2('🎨 "This explosion lacks\nartistic merit. 2/10"\n"Derivative work"', {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0x800080
+			});
+			criticsText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			criticsText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			criticsText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
+			game.addChild(criticsText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x800080;
+			tween(criticsText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					criticsText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 52: Player randomly gets performance anxiety
+	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
+		var anxietyText = new Text2('😰 PERFORMANCE ANXIETY!\n"What if I miss?"\n"Everyone is watching!"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0xFFFF00
+		});
+		anxietyText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		anxietyText.x = player.x;
+		anxietyText.y = player.y - 120;
+		game.addChild(anxietyText);
+		player.fireRate *= 3; // Shoot slower due to anxiety
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			if (player) player.fireRate /= 3;
+			anxietyText.destroy();
+		}, 3000);
+	}
+	// BUG 53: Boss randomly becomes a fitness instructor
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
+		var fitnessText = new Text2('💪 FITNESS TIME!\n"Feel the burn!"\n"One more laser! You can do it!"', {
+			size: 42,
+			fill: 0xFF4500
+		});
+		fitnessText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		fitnessText.x = boss.x;
+		fitnessText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(fitnessText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
+		// Make boss do jumping jacks
+		tween(boss, {
+			scaleY: 1.2
+		}, {
+			duration: 300
+		});
+		tween(boss, {
+			scaleY: 0.8
+		}, {
+			duration: 300,
+			delay: 300
+		});
+		tween(boss, {
+			scaleY: 1
+		}, {
+			duration: 300,
+			delay: 600
+		});
+		tween(fitnessText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				fitnessText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 54: Powerups randomly become fortune cookies
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var fortunes = ['🥠 "You will find happiness in\na laser beam"', '🥠 "Your future contains\nmany explosions"', '🥠 "Beware of flying rocks"', '🥠 "A boss approaches from\nthe north"'];
+			var fortuneText = new Text2(fortunes[Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length)], {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0xDEB887
+			});
+			fortuneText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			fortuneText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			fortuneText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
+			game.addChild(fortuneText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xDEB887;
+			tween(fortuneText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					fortuneText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 55: Enemy lasers randomly become poetry
+	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var poems = ['📝 "Roses are red,\nViolets are blue,\nI am a laser,\nComing for you"', '📝 "In space no one\ncan hear you scream,\nBut they can see\nmy laser beam"'];
+			var poemText = new Text2(poems[Math.floor(Math.random() * poems.length)], {
+				size: 22,
+				fill: 0x9370DB
+			});
+			poemText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			poemText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			poemText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 50;
+			game.addChild(poemText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x9370DB;
+			tween(poemText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 2500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					poemText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 56: Game randomly becomes a cooking show
+	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
+		var cookingText = new Text2('👨‍🍳 SPACE COOKING WITH CHEF LASER!\n"Today we\'re making asteroid soup!"\n"Add a pinch of stardust..."', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0xFFD700
+		});
+		cookingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		cookingText.x = 1024;
+		cookingText.y = 400;
+		game.addChild(cookingText);
+		// Add chef hat to player
+		if (player) {
+			var chefHat = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
+				anchorX: 0.5,
+				anchorY: 0.5
+			});
+			chefHat.x = player.x;
+			chefHat.y = player.y - 50;
+			chefHat.tint = 0xFFFFFF;
+			chefHat.scale.set(0.8, 0.4);
+			LK.setTimeout(function () {
+				chefHat.destroy();
+			}, 4000);
+		}
+		tween(cookingText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 5000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				cookingText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 57: Explosions randomly become birthday cakes
+	if (Math.random() < 0.015 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var cakeText = new Text2('🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EXPLOSION!\n"Make a wish!"', {
+			size: 50,
+			fill: 0xFF1493
+		});
+		cakeText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		cakeText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		cakeText.y = explosions[0].y - 60;
+		game.addChild(cakeText);
+		// Add candles
+		for (var candle = 0; candle < 5; candle++) {
+			var cakeCandle = game.attachAsset('playerLaser', {
+				anchorX: 0.5,
+				anchorY: 0.5
+			});
+			cakeCandle.x = explosions[0].x + (candle - 2) * 30;
+			cakeCandle.y = explosions[0].y - 30;
+			cakeCandle.tint = 0xFFFFFF;
+			cakeCandle.scale.set(0.3, 1);
+			tween(cakeCandle, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					cakeCandle.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
+		tween(cakeText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 3000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				cakeText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 58: Enemies randomly become weather forecasters
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var weatherText = new Text2('🌤️ SPACE WEATHER UPDATE!\n"Chance of laser storms: 100%"\n"UV index: DEADLY"', {
+			size: 35,
+			fill: 0x87CEEB
+		});
+		weatherText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		weatherText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		weatherText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
+		game.addChild(weatherText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x87CEEB;
+		tween(weatherText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				weatherText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 59: Player ship randomly becomes a taxi dispatcher
+	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
+		var dispatchText = new Text2('🚕 DISPATCH TO ALL UNITS!\n"We have a pickup at sector 7"\n"Customer is hostile and shooting"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0xFFFF00
+		});
+		dispatchText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		dispatchText.x = player.x;
+		dispatchText.y = player.y - 150;
+		game.addChild(dispatchText);
+		player.children[0].tint = 0xFFFF00;
+		tween(dispatchText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				dispatchText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 60: Asteroids randomly become motivational speakers
+	if (Math.random() < 0.009) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var motivationText = new Text2('🎯 "You miss 100% of the shots\nyou don\'t take!"\n"Believe in yourself!"', {
+				size: 32,
+				fill: 0x32CD32
+			});
+			motivationText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			motivationText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			motivationText.y = asteroids[i].y - 100;
+			game.addChild(motivationText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x32CD32;
+			tween(motivationText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					motivationText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 61: Boss randomly becomes a tour guide
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008 && boss) {
+		var tourText = new Text2('🗺️ WELCOME TO SECTOR 9!\n"On your left you\'ll see\ndeadly laser fire"\n"Please keep arms inside"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0x228B22
+		});
+		tourText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		tourText.x = boss.x;
+		tourText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(tourText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0x228B22;
+		tween(tourText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 5000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				tourText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 62: Powerups randomly become tech support tickets
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var ticketText = new Text2('🎫 TICKET #42069\n"Laser not working"\n"Status: WONTFIX"', {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0x4B0082
+			});
+			ticketText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			ticketText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			ticketText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
+			game.addChild(ticketText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x4B0082;
+			tween(ticketText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					ticketText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 63: Enemy lasers randomly become spam emails
+	if (Math.random() < 0.018) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var spamTexts = ['📧 "You have won $1,000,000!"', '📧 "Hot singles in your area!"', '📧 "Enlarge your laser today!"', '📧 "Nigerian prince needs help"'];
+			var spamText = new Text2(spamTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * spamTexts.length)], {
+				size: 22,
+				fill: 0xFF4500
+			});
+			spamText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			spamText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			spamText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 30;
+			game.addChild(spamText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
+			tween(spamText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 2000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					spamText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 64: Game randomly spawns fake software updates
+	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
+		var updateText = new Text2('💾 MANDATORY UPDATE!\n"Installing Adobe Flash..."\n"Please restart 47 times"', {
+			size: 50,
+			fill: 0x0080FF
+		});
+		updateText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		updateText.x = 1024;
+		updateText.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(updateText);
+		// Fake progress bar
+		var progressBar = game.attachAsset('playerLaser', {
+			anchorX: 0,
+			anchorY: 0.5
+		});
+		progressBar.x = 500;
+		progressBar.y = 1500;
+		progressBar.scale.set(0, 2);
+		progressBar.tint = 0x00FF00;
+		tween(progressBar, {
+			scaleX: 20
+		}, {
+			duration: 8000
+		});
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			updateText.destroy();
+			progressBar.destroy();
+		}, 8000);
+	}
+	// BUG 65: Explosions randomly become unboxing videos
+	if (Math.random() < 0.012 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var unboxText = new Text2('📦 UNBOXING VIDEO!\n"What\'s inside this explosion?"\n"SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!"', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0xFF0000
+		});
+		unboxText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		unboxText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		unboxText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
+		game.addChild(unboxText);
+		tween(unboxText, {
+			alpha: 0,
+			scaleX: 1.5,
+			scaleY: 1.5
+		}, {
+			duration: 3000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				unboxText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 66: Enemies randomly become podcast hosts
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var podcastText = new Text2('🎙️ SPACE PODCAST EPISODE 42!\n"Today we discuss laser ethics"\n"Sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends"', {
+			size: 32,
+			fill: 0x800080
+		});
+		podcastText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		podcastText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		podcastText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
+		game.addChild(podcastText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x800080;
+		tween(podcastText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				podcastText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 67: Player randomly gets impostor syndrome
+	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
+		var impostorText = new Text2('😰 "Am I even a real pilot?"\n"Everyone else seems better"\n"I don\'t belong here"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0x808080
+		});
+		impostorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		impostorText.x = player.x;
+		impostorText.y = player.y - 120;
+		game.addChild(impostorText);
+		player.alpha = 0.5; // Feel less confident
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			if (player) player.alpha = 1;
+			impostorText.destroy();
+		}, 3000);
+	}
+	// BUG 68: Asteroids randomly become life coaches
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var coachText = new Text2('🧘 "Visualize your success!"\n"You are enough!"\n"Manifest those lasers!"', {
+				size: 30,
+				fill: 0x20B2AA
+			});
+			coachText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			coachText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			coachText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
+			game.addChild(coachText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x20B2AA;
+			tween(coachText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					coachText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 69: Boss randomly becomes a math tutor
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
+		var mathTutorText = new Text2('📚 "Let\'s solve for X!\nIf I shoot 5 lasers per second..."\n"Show your work!"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0x4169E1
+		});
+		mathTutorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		mathTutorText.x = boss.x;
+		mathTutorText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(mathTutorText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0x4169E1;
+		tween(mathTutorText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				mathTutorText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 70: Powerups randomly become online reviews
+	if (Math.random() < 0.011) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var reviewText = new Text2('⭐⭐⭐ "Great laser upgrade!\nShipped fast. Would recommend"\n"5/5 stars - Gary from Iowa"', {
+				size: 26,
+				fill: 0xFFD700
+			});
+			reviewText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			reviewText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			reviewText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
+			game.addChild(reviewText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
+			tween(reviewText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					reviewText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 71: Enemy lasers randomly become philosophical questions
+	if (Math.random() < 0.014) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var philQuestions = ['🤔 "If a laser fires in space\nand no one hears it...?"', '🤔 "What is the meaning\nof velocity?"', '🤔 "Are we more than\njust pixels?"'];
+			var philText = new Text2(philQuestions[Math.floor(Math.random() * philQuestions.length)], {
+				size: 24,
+				fill: 0x9370DB
+			});
+			philText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			philText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			philText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 40;
+			game.addChild(philText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x9370DB;
+			tween(philText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 2500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					philText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 72: Game randomly becomes a meditation app
+	if (Math.random() < 0.003) {
+		var meditationText = new Text2('🧘‍♀️ MINDFULNESS MOMENT\n"Breathe in... breathe out..."\n"Feel the laser energy"', {
+			size: 50,
+			fill: 0x20B2AA
+		});
+		meditationText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		meditationText.x = 1024;
+		meditationText.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(meditationText);
+		// Slow everything down
+		if (player) player.fireRate *= 3;
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) enemies[i].speed *= 0.3;
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			if (player) player.fireRate /= 3;
+			for (var i = 0; i < enemies.length; i++) if (enemies[i]) enemies[i].speed /= 0.3;
+			meditationText.destroy();
+		}, 5000);
+	}
+	// BUG 73: Explosions randomly become product launches
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var launchText = new Text2('🚀 INTRODUCING: iExplosion Pro!\n"Now with 50% more blast!"\n"Starting at $999"', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0x007AFF
+		});
+		launchText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		launchText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		launchText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
+		game.addChild(launchText);
+		tween(launchText, {
+			alpha: 0,
+			scaleX: 1.3,
+			scaleY: 1.3
+		}, {
+			duration: 3500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				launchText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 74: Enemies randomly become rideshare drivers
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var uberText = new Text2('🚗 "I\'m here for pickup"\n"Are you going to destroy Earth?"\n"Five stars please!"', {
+			size: 35,
+			fill: 0x000000
+		});
+		uberText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		uberText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		uberText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
+		game.addChild(uberText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x000000;
+		tween(uberText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				uberText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 75: Player ship randomly becomes a food critic
+	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
+		var criticText = new Text2('🍽️ "The laser has hints of plasma\nwith notes of destruction"\n"I give it 3 Michelin stars"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0xB8860B
+		});
+		criticText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		criticText.x = player.x;
+		criticText.y = player.y - 150;
+		game.addChild(criticText);
+		player.children[0].tint = 0xB8860B;
+		tween(criticText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				criticText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 76: Asteroids randomly become conspiracy theorists
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var conspiracyText = new Text2('👁️ "The Earth is flat!"\n"Birds aren\'t real!"\n"Wake up, sheeple!"', {
+				size: 30,
+				fill: 0x228B22
+			});
+			conspiracyText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			conspiracyText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			conspiracyText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
+			game.addChild(conspiracyText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x228B22;
+			tween(conspiracyText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					conspiracyText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 77: Boss randomly becomes a stand-up comedian telling dad jokes
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008 && boss) {
+		var dadJokes = ['👨 "Why don\'t scientists trust atoms?\nBecause they make up everything!"', '👨 "I told my wife she was drawing\nher eyebrows too high.\nShe seemed surprised."', '👨 "What do you call a fake noodle?\nAn impasta!"'];
+		var dadJokeText = new Text2(dadJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * dadJokes.length)], {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0xDAA520
+		});
+		dadJokeText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		dadJokeText.x = boss.x;
+		dadJokeText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(dadJokeText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0xDAA520;
+		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
+		tween(dadJokeText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 5000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				dadJokeText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 78: Powerups randomly become streaming notifications
+	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var streamTexts = ['📺 "xXProGamer420Xx is now live!"', '📺 "Remember to like and subscribe!"', '📺 "This stream is sponsored by NordVPN"', '📺 "Use code LASER for 10% off"'];
+			var streamText = new Text2(streamTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * streamTexts.length)], {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0x9146FF
+			});
+			streamText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			streamText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			streamText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
+			game.addChild(streamText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x9146FF;
+			tween(streamText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					streamText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 79: Enemy lasers randomly become autocorrect fails
+	if (Math.random() < 0.016) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var autocorrectTexts = ['📱 "I love lasagna" (meant laser)', '📱 "Duck you!" (meant luck)', '📱 "I\'m shoting" (meant shooting)', '📱 "Stupid autocorrelation!"'];
+			var autocorrectText = new Text2(autocorrectTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * autocorrectTexts.length)], {
+				size: 22,
+				fill: 0xFF6347
+			});
+			autocorrectText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			autocorrectText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			autocorrectText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 35;
+			game.addChild(autocorrectText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF6347;
+			tween(autocorrectText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 2000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					autocorrectText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 80: Game randomly spawns fake loading screens for random things
+	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
+		var loadingTexts = ['Loading common sense... 0%', 'Loading social skills... ERROR', 'Loading patience... 99%', 'Loading motivation... CONNECTION TIMEOUT'];
+		var randomLoadingText = new Text2(loadingTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * loadingTexts.length)], {
+			size: 60,
+			fill: 0x00BFFF
+		});
+		randomLoadingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		randomLoadingText.x = 1024;
+		randomLoadingText.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(randomLoadingText);
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			randomLoadingText.destroy();
+		}, 4000);
+	}
+	// BUG 81: Explosions randomly become job interviews
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var interviewText = new Text2('💼 "Tell me about yourself"\n"Where do you see yourself\nin 5 explosions?"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0x4682B4
+		});
+		interviewText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		interviewText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		interviewText.y = explosions[0].y - 70;
+		game.addChild(interviewText);
+		tween(interviewText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 3500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				interviewText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 82: Enemies randomly become GPS navigation
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var gpsText = new Text2('🗺️ "Turn left in 200 meters"\n"You have arrived at your\ndestruction"', {
+			size: 32,
+			fill: 0x32CD32
+		});
+		gpsText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		gpsText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		gpsText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
+		game.addChild(gpsText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x32CD32;
+		tween(gpsText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				gpsText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 83: Player randomly becomes a sports commentator
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
+		var sportsText = new Text2('🏈 "AND HE SHOOTS!\nIS IT GOOD?\nTOUCHDOWN!"', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0xFF4500
+		});
+		sportsText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		sportsText.x = player.x;
+		sportsText.y = player.y - 120;
+		game.addChild(sportsText);
+		player.children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
+		tween(sportsText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 3000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				sportsText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 84: Asteroids randomly become dating app profiles
+	if (Math.random() < 0.009) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var datingProfiles = ['💕 "Rocky, 25\nLoves long rolls through space"\n"Swipe right for impact"', '💕 "Asteroid, 4.6 billion\nLooking for someone\nto crash into"'];
+			var profileText = new Text2(datingProfiles[Math.floor(Math.random() * datingProfiles.length)], {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0xFF69B4
+			});
+			profileText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			profileText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			profileText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
+			game.addChild(profileText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF69B4;
+			tween(profileText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					profileText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 85: Boss randomly becomes a real estate agent
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
+		var realEstateText = new Text2('🏠 "This space sector has\ngreat schools and low taxes!"\n"Perfect for families!"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0x8B4513
+		});
+		realEstateText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		realEstateText.x = boss.x;
+		realEstateText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(realEstateText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0x8B4513;
+		tween(realEstateText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				realEstateText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 86: Powerups randomly become social media posts
+	if (Math.random() < 0.013) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var socialPosts = ['📱 "Just upgraded my laser! #Blessed"', '📱 "Feeling cute, might destroy\nlater idk"', '📱 "Live, Laugh, Laser 💕"'];
+			var postText = new Text2(socialPosts[Math.floor(Math.random() * socialPosts.length)], {
+				size: 26,
+				fill: 0x1DA1F2
+			});
+			postText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			postText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			postText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
+			game.addChild(postText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x1DA1F2;
+			tween(postText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					postText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 87: Enemy lasers randomly become workout instructions
+	if (Math.random() < 0.015) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var workoutTexts = ['💪 "Feel the burn!"', '💪 "One more rep!"', '💪 "No pain, no gain!"', '💪 "Push through it!"'];
+			var workoutText = new Text2(workoutTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * workoutTexts.length)], {
+				size: 24,
+				fill: 0xFF4500
+			});
+			workoutText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			workoutText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			workoutText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 30;
+			game.addChild(workoutText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
+			tween(workoutText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 1800,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					workoutText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 88: Game randomly becomes a time travel documentary
+	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
+		var timeDocText = new Text2('📺 ANCIENT ALIENS PRESENTS:\n"Did lasers build the pyramids?"\n"Experts say: Maybe"', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0x9932CC
+		});
+		timeDocText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		timeDocText.x = 1024;
+		timeDocText.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(timeDocText);
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			timeDocText.destroy();
+		}, 6000);
+	}
+	// BUG 89: Explosions randomly become cooking tutorials
+	if (Math.random() < 0.011 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var cookingTutorialText = new Text2('👨‍🍳 "Step 1: Preheat your laser\nStep 2: Add explosions to taste"\n"Serves 4"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0xFFD700
+		});
+		cookingTutorialText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		cookingTutorialText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		cookingTutorialText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
+		game.addChild(cookingTutorialText);
+		tween(cookingTutorialText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 3500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				cookingTutorialText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 90: Enemies randomly become technical support scammers
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var scamText = new Text2('📞 "Hello, your computer\nhas virus! Give me your\ncredit card to fix!"', {
+			size: 32,
+			fill: 0xFF0000
+		});
+		scamText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		scamText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		scamText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
+		game.addChild(scamText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0xFF0000;
+		tween(scamText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				scamText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 91: Player ship randomly becomes a driving instructor
+	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
+		var drivingText = new Text2('🚗 "Check your mirrors!\nSignal before shooting!\nParallel park that laser!"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0x00FF7F
+		});
+		drivingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		drivingText.x = player.x;
+		drivingText.y = player.y - 150;
+		game.addChild(drivingText);
+		player.children[0].tint = 0x00FF7F;
+		tween(drivingText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				drivingText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 92: Asteroids randomly become self-help gurus
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var selfHelpText = new Text2('📚 "Chapter 1: How to Rock\nChapter 2: Finding Your Core\nChapter 3: Rolling with It"', {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0x20B2AA
+			});
+			selfHelpText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			selfHelpText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			selfHelpText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
+			game.addChild(selfHelpText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x20B2AA;
+			tween(selfHelpText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					selfHelpText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 93: Boss randomly becomes a cryptocurrency investor
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
+		var cryptoInvestorText = new Text2('💰 "HODL the line!\nLaser coin to the moon!\nDiamond hands! 💎🙌"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0xFFD700
+		});
+		cryptoInvestorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		cryptoInvestorText.x = boss.x;
+		cryptoInvestorText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(cryptoInvestorText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
+		tween(cryptoInvestorText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				cryptoInvestorText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 94: Powerups randomly become internet arguments
+	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var argumentTexts = ['🤬 "Actually, you\'re wrong"', '🤬 "Source???"', '🤬 "I have a PhD in lasers"', '🤬 "Blocked and reported"'];
+			var argumentText = new Text2(argumentTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * argumentTexts.length)], {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0xFF4500
+			});
+			argumentText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			argumentText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			argumentText.y = powerups[i].y - 70;
+			game.addChild(argumentText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
+			tween(argumentText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					argumentText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 95: Enemy lasers randomly become movie reviews
+	if (Math.random() < 0.014) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var reviewTexts = ['🎬 "Two thumbs way down"', '🎬 "Worst sequel ever made"', '🎬 "The book was better"', '🎬 "Needs more explosions"'];
+			var movieReviewText = new Text2(reviewTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * reviewTexts.length)], {
+				size: 22,
+				fill: 0x9370DB
+			});
+			movieReviewText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			movieReviewText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			movieReviewText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 35;
+			game.addChild(movieReviewText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x9370DB;
+			tween(movieReviewText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 2000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					movieReviewText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 96: Game randomly spawns fake error dialogs
+	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
+		var errorDialog = new Text2('❌ ERROR 404: Fun not found\n[OK] [Cancel] [Send Error Report]\n[Format Hard Drive]', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0xFF0000
+		});
+		errorDialog.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		errorDialog.x = 1024;
+		errorDialog.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(errorDialog);
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			errorDialog.destroy();
+		}, 5000);
+	}
+	// BUG 97: Explosions randomly become infomercials
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var infomercialText = new Text2('📺 "BUT WAIT, THERE\'S MORE!\nCall now and get a second\nexplosion absolutely FREE!"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0xFF6347
+		});
+		infomercialText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		infomercialText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		infomercialText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
+		game.addChild(infomercialText);
+		tween(infomercialText, {
+			alpha: 0,
+			scaleX: 1.2,
+			scaleY: 1.2
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				infomercialText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 98: Enemies randomly become political candidates
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var politicalText = new Text2('🗳️ "Vote for me!\nI promise free lasers for all!\nMake Space Great Again!"', {
+			size: 35,
+			fill: 0x0000FF
+		});
+		politicalText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		politicalText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		politicalText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
+		game.addChild(politicalText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x0000FF;
+		tween(politicalText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				politicalText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 99: Player randomly gets existential crisis about being in a game
+	if (Math.random() < 0.004) {
+		var existentialText = new Text2('🤖 "Wait... am I just code?\nAre my lasers even real?\nDo I have free will?"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0x800080
+		});
+		existentialText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		existentialText.x = player.x;
+		existentialText.y = player.y - 150;
+		game.addChild(existentialText);
+		player.canShoot = false; // Too confused to shoot
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			if (player) player.canShoot = true;
+			existentialText.destroy();
+		}, 4000);
+	}
+	// BUG 100: Asteroids randomly become internet trolls
+	if (Math.random() < 0.009) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var trollTexts = ['😈 "u mad bro?"', '😈 "git gud scrub"', '😈 "first"', '😈 "reported"', '😈 "skill issue"'];
+			var trollText = new Text2(trollTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * trollTexts.length)], {
+				size: 30,
+				fill: 0xFF4500
+			});
+			trollText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			trollText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			trollText.y = asteroids[i].y - 60;
+			game.addChild(trollText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
+			tween(trollText, {
+				alpha: 0,
+				rotation: Math.PI
+			}, {
+				duration: 2500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					trollText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 101: Boss randomly becomes a wedding planner
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
+		var weddingText = new Text2('💒 "I now pronounce you\nlaser and target!\nYou may kiss the bride!"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0xFF69B4
+		});
+		weddingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		weddingText.x = boss.x;
+		weddingText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(weddingText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFF69B4;
+		// Spawn confetti
+		for (var confetti = 0; confetti < 12; confetti++) {
+			var confettiPiece = game.attachAsset('powerup', {
+				anchorX: 0.5,
+				anchorY: 0.5
+			});
+			confettiPiece.x = boss.x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 300;
+			confettiPiece.y = boss.y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 200;
+			confettiPiece.scale.set(0.2, 0.2);
+			confettiPiece.tint = Math.random() * 0xffffff;
+			tween(confettiPiece, {
+				y: confettiPiece.y + 400,
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					confettiPiece.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+		LK.getSound('powerup').play();
+		tween(weddingText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 5000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				weddingText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 102: Powerups randomly become startup pitch presentations
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var pitchText = new Text2('💼 "We\'re disrupting the laser space\nwith blockchain AI"\n"We need $50M seed round"', {
+				size: 26,
+				fill: 0x007AFF
+			});
+			pitchText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			pitchText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			pitchText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
+			game.addChild(pitchText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x007AFF;
+			tween(pitchText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					pitchText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 103: Enemy lasers randomly become TikTok dances
+	if (Math.random() < 0.016) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var tikTokText = new Text2('💃 *Does the Renegade*\n*Hits the griddy*', {
+				size: 24,
+				fill: 0xFF1493
+			});
+			tikTokText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			tikTokText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			tikTokText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 40;
+			game.addChild(tikTokText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF1493;
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].rotation += 0.5; // Dance move
+			tween(tikTokText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 1500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					tikTokText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 104: Game randomly becomes a nature documentary
+	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
+		var natureDocText = new Text2('🦁 "Here we see the rare Space Pilot\nin its natural habitat,\nshooting lasers to survive"', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0x228B22
+		});
+		natureDocText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		natureDocText.x = 1024;
+		natureDocText.y = 400;
+		game.addChild(natureDocText);
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			natureDocText.destroy();
+		}, 6000);
+	}
+	// BUG 105: Explosions randomly become award ceremonies
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var awardText = new Text2('🏆 "And the Oscar goes to...\nBest Explosion in a Space Game!\nI\'d like to thank my particles"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0xFFD700
+		});
+		awardText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		awardText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		awardText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
+		game.addChild(awardText);
+		tween(awardText, {
+			alpha: 0,
+			scaleX: 1.3,
+			scaleY: 1.3
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				awardText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 106: Enemies randomly become taxi dispatchers
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var taxiDispatchText = new Text2('🚕 "Unit 47, pickup at coordinates\n1024, 1366\nCustomer is armed and dangerous"', {
+			size: 32,
+			fill: 0xFFFF00
+		});
+		taxiDispatchText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		taxiDispatchText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		taxiDispatchText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
+		game.addChild(taxiDispatchText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0xFFFF00;
+		tween(taxiDispatchText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				taxiDispatchText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 107: Player ship randomly becomes a museum tour guide
+	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
+		var museumText = new Text2('🏛️ "And here we have a rare\n21st century laser\nNotice the fine craftsmanship"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0x8B4513
+		});
+		museumText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		museumText.x = player.x;
+		museumText.y = player.y - 150;
+		game.addChild(museumText);
+		player.children[0].tint = 0x8B4513;
+		player.speed = 1; // Move slowly like in a museum
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			if (player) player.speed = 5;
+			museumText.destroy();
+		}, 4000);
+	}
+	// BUG 108: Asteroids randomly become LinkedIn motivational posts
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var linkedInText = new Text2('💼 "Just crushed my Q4 goals!\nGrateful for this journey\n#Blessed #RockLife"', {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0x0077B5
+			});
+			linkedInText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			linkedInText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			linkedInText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
+			game.addChild(linkedInText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0x0077B5;
+			tween(linkedInText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					linkedInText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 109: Boss randomly becomes a late-night TV host
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
+		var lateNightText = new Text2('📺 "So I was at the space station\nthe other day...\n*cue laugh track*"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0x9400D3
+		});
+		lateNightText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		lateNightText.x = boss.x;
+		lateNightText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(lateNightText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0x9400D3;
+		LK.getSound('powerup').play(); // Laugh track
+		tween(lateNightText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				lateNightText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 110: Powerups randomly become conspiracy theories
+	if (Math.random() < 0.011) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var conspiracyTexts = ['👁️ "Lasers are controlled\nby the Illuminati"', '👁️ "Birds aren\'t real,\nthey\'re laser drones"', '👁️ "The moon is made\nof compressed lasers"'];
+			var conspirText = new Text2(conspiracyTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * conspiracyTexts.length)], {
+				size: 26,
+				fill: 0x00FF00
+			});
+			conspirText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			conspirText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			conspirText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
+			game.addChild(conspirText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x00FF00;
+			tween(conspirText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					conspirText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 111: Enemy lasers randomly become product reviews
+	if (Math.random() < 0.014) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var productReviews = ['⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great laser!\nFast shipping"', '⭐ "Broke after one use\nWould not recommend"', '⭐⭐⭐ "Decent quality\nfor the price"'];
+			var reviewText = new Text2(productReviews[Math.floor(Math.random() * productReviews.length)], {
+				size: 20,
+				fill: 0xFFD700
+			});
+			reviewText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			reviewText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			reviewText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 40;
+			game.addChild(reviewText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
+			tween(reviewText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 2200,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					reviewText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 112: Game randomly spawns fake news headlines
+	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
+		var newsHeadlines = ['📰 "LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS\nFIRE IS HOT"', '📰 "SCIENTISTS BAFFLED:\nWATER IS WET"', '📰 "BREAKING: SKY CONFIRMED\nTO BE BLUE"'];
+		var newsText = new Text2(newsHeadlines[Math.floor(Math.random() * newsHeadlines.length)], {
+			size: 50,
+			fill: 0x000080
+		});
+		newsText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		newsText.x = 1024;
+		newsText.y = 600;
+		game.addChild(newsText);
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			newsText.destroy();
+		}, 5000);
+	}
+	// BUG 113: Explosions randomly become cooking shows
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var cookingShowText = new Text2('👨‍🍳 "Today we\'re making\nExplosion Flambé!\nAdd a touch of plasma..."', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0xFF6347
+		});
+		cookingShowText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		cookingShowText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		cookingShowText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
+		game.addChild(cookingShowText);
+		tween(cookingShowText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 3500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				cookingShowText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 114: Enemies randomly become uber drivers asking for ratings
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var uberRatingText = new Text2('🚗 "How was your ride?\nPlease rate 5 stars!\nTips appreciated!"', {
+			size: 32,
+			fill: 0x000000
+		});
+		uberRatingText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		uberRatingText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		uberRatingText.y = enemies[0].y - 100;
+		game.addChild(uberRatingText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x000000;
+		tween(uberRatingText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				uberRatingText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 115: Player randomly becomes a sports announcer
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006) {
+		var announcerText = new Text2('🎤 "AND DOWN THE FIELD HE GOES!\nWHAT A SPECTACULAR SHOT!\nTHE CROWD GOES WILD!"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0xFF4500
+		});
+		announcerText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		announcerText.x = player.x;
+		announcerText.y = player.y - 150;
+		game.addChild(announcerText);
+		player.children[0].tint = 0xFF4500;
+		tween(announcerText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 3500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				announcerText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 116: Asteroids randomly become Amazon delivery notifications
+	if (Math.random() < 0.009) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var deliveryText = new Text2('📦 "Your package has been\ndelivered to your door!\nRate your delivery experience"', {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0xFF9500
+			});
+			deliveryText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			deliveryText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			deliveryText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
+			game.addChild(deliveryText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF9500;
+			tween(deliveryText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					deliveryText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 117: Boss randomly becomes a meditation instructor
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
+		var meditationInstructorText = new Text2('🧘 "Close your eyes and breathe...\nFeel the laser energy\nflowing through you"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0x20B2AA
+		});
+		meditationInstructorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		meditationInstructorText.x = boss.x;
+		meditationInstructorText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(meditationInstructorText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0x20B2AA;
+		boss.speed *= 0.1; // Move very slowly
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			if (boss) boss.speed *= 10;
+			meditationInstructorText.destroy();
+		}, 4000);
+	}
+	// BUG 118: Powerups randomly become Netflix recommendations
+	if (Math.random() < 0.012) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var netflixTexts = ['📺 "Because you watched\n"Space Lasers"\nTry: "More Space Lasers"', '📺 "New episodes available!\n"Asteroid Hunters"\nSeason 47 now streaming"'];
+			var netflixText = new Text2(netflixTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * netflixTexts.length)], {
+				size: 26,
+				fill: 0xE50914
+			});
+			netflixText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			netflixText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			netflixText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
+			game.addChild(netflixText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xE50914;
+			tween(netflixText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					netflixText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 119: Enemy lasers randomly become YouTube comments
+	if (Math.random() < 0.016) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var youtubeComments = ['💬 "First!"', '💬 "Like if you\'re watching in 2024"', '💬 "Who\'s here from TikTok?"', '💬 "This video changed my life"', '💬 "Subscribe for good luck"'];
+			var commentText = new Text2(youtubeComments[Math.floor(Math.random() * youtubeComments.length)], {
+				size: 22,
+				fill: 0xFF0000
+			});
+			commentText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			commentText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			commentText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 35;
+			game.addChild(commentText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF0000;
+			tween(commentText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 1800,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					commentText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 120: Game randomly becomes a weather app
+	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
+		var weatherAppText = new Text2('⛅ "Today: Chance of lasers 100%\nTomorrow: Scattered explosions\nUV Index: DANGER"', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0x87CEEB
+		});
+		weatherAppText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		weatherAppText.x = 1024;
+		weatherAppText.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(weatherAppText);
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			weatherAppText.destroy();
+		}, 5000);
+	}
+	// BUG 121: Explosions randomly become wedding announcements
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var weddingAnnouncementText = new Text2('💒 "Mr. Laser & Ms. Target\nare pleased to announce\ntheir explosive union!"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0xFF69B4
+		});
+		weddingAnnouncementText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		weddingAnnouncementText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		weddingAnnouncementText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
+		game.addChild(weddingAnnouncementText);
+		tween(weddingAnnouncementText, {
+			alpha: 0,
+			scaleX: 1.2,
+			scaleY: 1.2
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				weddingAnnouncementText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 122: Enemies randomly become telemarketers
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var telemarketerText = new Text2('📞 "Have I got a deal for you!\nExtended laser warranty\nfor only $99.99!"', {
+			size: 32,
+			fill: 0x4B0082
+		});
+		telemarketerText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		telemarketerText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		telemarketerText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
+		game.addChild(telemarketerText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x4B0082;
+		tween(telemarketerText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				telemarketerText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 123: Player ship randomly becomes a game show contestant
+	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
+		var contestantText = new Text2('🎯 "I\'d like to buy a vowel!\nIs there an E in LASER?\nFinal answer!"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0xFFD700
+		});
+		contestantText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		contestantText.x = player.x;
+		contestantText.y = player.y - 150;
+		game.addChild(contestantText);
+		player.children[0].tint = 0xFFD700;
+		tween(contestantText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				contestantText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 124: Asteroids randomly become social media influencers selling courses
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var influencerCourseText = new Text2('💰 "Learn my secrets!\n$5000 course on\nhow to be a rock!"', {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0xFF69B4
+			});
+			influencerCourseText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			influencerCourseText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			influencerCourseText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
+			game.addChild(influencerCourseText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF69B4;
+			tween(influencerCourseText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					influencerCourseText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 125: Boss randomly becomes a parking meter
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
+		var parkingMeterText = new Text2('🅿️ "EXPIRED!\nInsert coins to continue\nNo parking 2AM-6AM"', {
+			size: 40,
+			fill: 0x808080
+		});
+		parkingMeterText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		parkingMeterText.x = boss.x;
+		parkingMeterText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(parkingMeterText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0x808080;
+		boss.speed = 0; // Can't move, it's a parking meter
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			if (boss) boss.speed = 2;
+			parkingMeterText.destroy();
+		}, 4000);
+	}
+	// BUG 126: Powerups randomly become spam calls
+	if (Math.random() < 0.011) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var spamCallTexts = ['📱 "Your car warranty\nis about to expire!"', '📱 "You owe the IRS $5000!\nPay with gift cards!"', '📱 "Congratulations!\nYou won a free cruise!"'];
+			var spamCallText = new Text2(spamCallTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * spamCallTexts.length)], {
+				size: 26,
+				fill: 0xFF0000
+			});
+			spamCallText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			spamCallText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			spamCallText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
+			game.addChild(spamCallText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF0000;
+			tween(spamCallText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					spamCallText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 127: Enemy lasers randomly become GPS directions that are wrong
+	if (Math.random() < 0.014) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var wrongGPSTexts = ['🗺️ "Turn right... no left... recalculating"', '🗺️ "In 500 feet, turn into\nthe sun"', '🗺️ "Make a U-turn\nin space"'];
+			var wrongGPSText = new Text2(wrongGPSTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * wrongGPSTexts.length)], {
+				size: 22,
+				fill: 0x32CD32
+			});
+			wrongGPSText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			wrongGPSText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			wrongGPSText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 40;
+			game.addChild(wrongGPSText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x32CD32;
+			tween(wrongGPSText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 2000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					wrongGPSText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 128: Game randomly becomes a GPS that only gives directions to McDonald's
+	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
+		var mcdonaldsGPSText = new Text2('🗺️ SPACE GPS SAYS:\n"All roads lead to McDonald\'s"\n"Turn right for Big Mac"', {
+			size: 50,
+			fill: 0xFF0000
+		});
+		mcdonaldsGPSText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		mcdonaldsGPSText.x = 1024;
+		mcdonaldsGPSText.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(mcdonaldsGPSText);
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			mcdonaldsGPSText.destroy();
+		}, 5000);
+	}
+	// BUG 129: Explosions randomly become Amazon package delivery updates
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01 && explosions.length > 0) {
+		var packageUpdateText = new Text2('📦 "Your explosion has been\ndelivered and signed for\nby: DESTRUCTION"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0xFF9500
+		});
+		packageUpdateText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		packageUpdateText.x = explosions[0].x;
+		packageUpdateText.y = explosions[0].y - 80;
+		game.addChild(packageUpdateText);
+		tween(packageUpdateText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 3500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				packageUpdateText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 130: Enemies randomly become Siri giving unhelpful responses
+	if (Math.random() < 0.006 && enemies.length > 0) {
+		var siriTexts = ['🗣️ "I found 47 results for\n\'How to destroy humanity\'"', '🗣️ "I didn\'t catch that.\nDid you say \'pizza\'?"', '🗣️ "Here\'s what I found\nabout laser surgery"'];
+		var siriText = new Text2(siriTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * siriTexts.length)], {
+			size: 32,
+			fill: 0x007AFF
+		});
+		siriText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		siriText.x = enemies[0].x;
+		siriText.y = enemies[0].y - 120;
+		game.addChild(siriText);
+		enemies[0].children[0].tint = 0x007AFF;
+		tween(siriText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				siriText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 131: Player randomly becomes a GPS with a thick accent
+	if (Math.random() < 0.005) {
+		var accentGPSText = new Text2('🗺️ "G\'day mate! Turn roight\nat the next croikey!\nYou\'ve reached your destinoition!"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0x00FF7F
+		});
+		accentGPSText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		accentGPSText.x = player.x;
+		accentGPSText.y = player.y - 150;
+		game.addChild(accentGPSText);
+		player.children[0].tint = 0x00FF7F;
+		tween(accentGPSText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4000,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				accentGPSText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 132: Asteroids randomly become yelp reviews for space
+	if (Math.random() < 0.008) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < asteroids.length; i++) {
+			var yelpText = new Text2('⭐⭐ "Space is too dark\nand there\'s no WiFi\n2/5 stars - Karen"', {
+				size: 28,
+				fill: 0xFF6600
+			});
+			yelpText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			yelpText.x = asteroids[i].x;
+			yelpText.y = asteroids[i].y - 90;
+			game.addChild(yelpText);
+			asteroids[i].children[0].tint = 0xFF6600;
+			tween(yelpText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3500,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					yelpText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 133: Boss randomly becomes a voice assistant trying to order pizza
+	if (Math.random() < 0.007 && boss) {
+		var pizzaOrderText = new Text2('🍕 "Ordering one large pepperoni\nto coordinates 42, 69\nEstimated delivery: 30 minutes"', {
+			size: 38,
+			fill: 0xFF6347
+		});
+		pizzaOrderText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		pizzaOrderText.x = boss.x;
+		pizzaOrderText.y = boss.y - 200;
+		game.addChild(pizzaOrderText);
+		boss.children[0].tint = 0xFF6347;
+		tween(pizzaOrderText, {
+			alpha: 0
+		}, {
+			duration: 4500,
+			onFinish: function onFinish() {
+				pizzaOrderText.destroy();
+			}
+		});
+	}
+	// BUG 134: Powerups randomly become Windows error messages
+	if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < powerups.length; i++) {
+			var windowsErrors = ['💻 "PowerUp.exe has stopped\nworking"', '💻 "Please wait while Windows\nconfigures your laser"', '💻 "A problem caused the\nprogram to stop working"'];
+			var errorText = new Text2(windowsErrors[Math.floor(Math.random() * windowsErrors.length)], {
+				size: 26,
+				fill: 0x0078D4
+			});
+			errorText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			errorText.x = powerups[i].x;
+			errorText.y = powerups[i].y - 80;
+			game.addChild(errorText);
+			powerups[i].children[0].tint = 0x0078D4;
+			tween(errorText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 3000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					errorText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 135: Enemy lasers randomly become autocomplete suggestions
+	if (Math.random() < 0.015) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < enemyLasers.length; i++) {
+			var autocompleteTexts = ['🔍 "how to destroy"', '🔍 "why is my laser"', '🔍 "space for rent near me"', '🔍 "am I real or just code"'];
+			var autocompleteText = new Text2(autocompleteTexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * autocompleteTexts.length)], {
+				size: 22,
+				fill: 0x4285F4
+			});
+			autocompleteText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+			autocompleteText.x = enemyLasers[i].x;
+			autocompleteText.y = enemyLasers[i].y - 35;
+			game.addChild(autocompleteText);
+			enemyLasers[i].children[0].tint = 0x4285F4;
+			tween(autocompleteText, {
+				alpha: 0
+			}, {
+				duration: 2000,
+				onFinish: function onFinish() {
+					autocompleteText.destroy();
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	}
+	// BUG 136: Game randomly becomes a broken AI chatbot
+	if (Math.random() < 0.002) {
+		var chatbotText = new Text2('🤖 AI ASSISTANT ACTIVATED:\n"I am sorry, I do not understand\nyour request for \'shooting lasers\'"', {
+			size: 45,
+			fill: 0x9E9E9E
+		});
+		chatbotText.anchor.set(0.5, 0.5);
+		chatbotText.x = 1024;
+		chatbotText.y = 1366;
+		game.addChild(chatbotText);
+		LK.setTimeout(function () {
+			chatbotText.destroy();
+		}, 5000);
+	}
+	// Handle collisions
+	handleCollisions();
 };
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